Riddle me this:
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I've been here the whole time. Just not posting much. Better to lurk in the shadows than shine in the spotlight.SkyShark wrote:yep! gotta be.lawdog wrote:An ear.
BTW, where the fuck have you been?
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Hey lawdog, my 6 says its your turn to post a riddle!lawdog wrote:I've been here the whole time. Just not posting much. Better to lurk in the shadows than shine in the spotlight.SkyShark wrote:yep! gotta be.lawdog wrote:An ear.
BTW, where the fuck have you been?
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"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
Meat!SmileyTFJ wrote:wellfed wrote:SmileyTFJ wrote: DAM!
I knew it was to easy!That's actually one of my favorite jokes Ranger Wellfed (mostly because it's one of the few I can remember!)
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A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?

"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
SmileyTFJ wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote:Meat!SmileyTFJ wrote:A butcher in the market is 5' 10 tall. What does he weigh?Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle!
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"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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AbnRgr289 wrote:SmileyTFJ wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote: Meat!Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle!
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Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.




Ok, here goes--
I am all that I am and all that you see,
Yet I'm nothing at all and from you I flee.
Formed of distortion, perceptions awry,
I play the horizon where always I lie.
What am I?
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
A Mirage.......289sotherhalf wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote:SmileyTFJ wrote:Ranger AbnRgr289, please ask your 6 to post another riddle!
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Please be advised that she didn't answer that, I did!!! But she can post another one anyway.
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He sure did.
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Ok, here goes--
I am all that I am and all that you see,
Yet I'm nothing at all and from you I flee.
Formed of distortion, perceptions awry,
I play the horizon where always I lie.
What am I?
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Ranger Class 14-82
"Cry Havoc Let Slip The Dogs of War"
1st SPWAR Tng Bn (Abn) USAJFKSWCS 87'
RLTW !
Mentor to J.P. Deepwater
RIP Class 02-07
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