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Post by blinc »

What's in my pocket? ;)
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Post by Warriorwife »

From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
SmileyTFJ

Post by SmileyTFJ »

blinc wrote:What's in my pocket? ;)
A Wocket? :lol:

What?
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Warriorwife wrote:From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
Thanks for reposting that one, WW!

Is it a telephone wire?
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:
Is it a telephone wire?
Try again!
Daisey

Post by Daisey »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
blinc wrote:What's in my pocket? ;)
A Wocket? :lol:

What?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

289sotherhalf wrote:Correct.

It's your turn now.
blinc wrote:What's in my pocket? ;)

:?: :?: Why dont you go ahead and answer that one for me!

Is it:
Air?
Money?
Your hand?
Nothing?
Or something else? :evil:
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~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Warriorwife wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
Is it a telephone wire?
Try again!
A street?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:
Is it a telephone wire?
Try again!
A street?
Yep! Your turn.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Ok, here goes---

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

289sotherhalf wrote:Ok, here goes---

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
an Onion?
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Yes, you are correct. :D
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Warriorwife »

Glittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
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Post by Ardent Lady »

blinc wrote:What's in my pocket? ;)
What doesss it have in it'sss pocketses? We wonders, yesssssss, my Presssssssciousss, we wondersss. :)
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