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Abell9 wrote:
Terry Welshan wrote:
Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?









He's got small legs!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shutup mother fucker...you didnt get it! :lol:
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E.T. sez How Long is a Chinaman's name. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post by elle »

SmileyTFJ wrote:
Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?







He's got small legs!
:roll: :lol:
Okay I get it. Say it with an accent it is rather humourous ha ha ha
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Post by eltrane »

I'm from new england, maybe that's why this is so funny to me. Some of my coworkers came over to find out why I was laughing so loud, but when I read these jokes to them, they just left shaking their heads.


fuck em, they're just bees :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SkyShark »

Top J wrote:
Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?









He's got small legs!
Still don't get it :?
I am with ya. :roll:

I get this one but the one with the bees still has me confused.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?









He's got small legs!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Southern_Brit »

Ok...another bee joke then,


Guy goes into a pet store and says "Can I buy a bee"

The owner says "Erm...sorry, we don't sell bees"

The guy says "But I saw one in the window!"



:roll: :roll: I know, I know!!
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Post by Warriorwife »

They keep getting better! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by SkyShark »

That's kinda like a man walked into a bar.....................and it hurt!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says hey we got a drink named after you and the grasshopper says really? You gotta drink named Frank?
It's all good.
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Daisey

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SkyShark wrote:That's kinda like a man walked into a bar.....................and it hurt!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says hey we got a drink named after you and the grasshopper says really? You gotta drink named Frank?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I got that one!!!
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Post by Southern_Brit »

I know that one was a bit 'basic'.....just trying to guage your humour levels :wink:





A bear walks into a pub....

He says "Can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says "what was that?"

The bear says "I said, can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says " What's with the big pause?!"






The big paws/pause......geddit??!! :roll:
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Daisey

Post by Daisey »

Southern_Brit wrote:i know that one was a bit 'basic'.....just trying to guage your humour levels :wink:

A bear walks into a pub....

He says "Can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says "what was that?"

The bear says "I said, can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says " What's with the big pause?!"








The big paws/pause......geddit??!! :roll:

Well, it's an improvement! :wink:
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Post by Warriorwife »

Got that one! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:roll: Well, at least it wasn't about bees!
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Post by elle »

Southern_Brit wrote:I know that one was a bit 'basic'.....just trying to guage your humour levels :wink:





A bear walks into a pub....

He says "Can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says "what was that?"

The bear says "I said, can I have a pint of Guiness, a Jack Daniels and..........................................................................................................a gin and tonic"

The barman says " What's with the big pause?!"


The big paws/pause......geddit??!! :roll:
Got it! :lol: HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:
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