One of the truths about men

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Vee
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One of the truths about men

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A young Ranger had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes,and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new golf clubs, a stereo, dvd player and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young Ranger was very impressed by all of their responses. And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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:lol: There's just no substitute for a nice rack!
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Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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A good personality maybe? Oh, wait....

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Ranger vrsca wrote:A young Ranger had been seriously dating three lovely girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes,and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new golf clubs, a stereo, dvd player and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."

The third girl invested the wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young Ranger was very impressed by all of their responses. And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
It is for this exactly this reason that a flat chested girl is a carpenters dream. One mans trash is another mans treasure.
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