nobody could

[Baseplate]

So a ranger and his girlfriend are sitting at the bar one day when a drunk stumbles up next to her. The drunk says, "I want to do you like you have never been done before ."

The girlfriend of course blows a gasket and tells her man about what the drunk had said. The ranger gets off his bar stool walks over to the guy and and tells him, "Look man I have had a bad day leave her alone so that she will stfu and let me drink my beer in peace." The drunk agrees to stay away from her.
As soon as he sits back down the drunk says, "I want to hit it from the front, from the back, from the side, and even upside down."
Again she starts to yell at her ranger. Again he gets off his seat and he says,"One more word out of you and I am going to dropkick you off the planet ."
The drunk of course walks away. But as soon as the ranger sits down he is back this time saying," Baby i want to turn you upside down and fill your pussy up with beer and drink it dry."

Before she even gets turned around the ranger is halfway out the door. She says "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR GOING AND WHY DON'T YOU GO KILL THIAT GUY?"

He looks he right in the face and said, "Girl, I not going to get close to a man that can drink that muck beer."

[Towedjmpr]

[AbnRgr289]

[rgrpuck]

He must have met my wife.

[RTO]

"I want to do you like you have never been done before ."

"I want to hit it from the front, from the back, from the side, and even upside down."

" Baby i want to turn you upside down and fill your pussy up with beer and drink it dry."

re-typing my Match.com profile now! :D