A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday trips. The salary package starts at $200,000.00 a year with room for bonuses.
The man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"
The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."
Welfare Office
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Haha thats great... My mother does welfare reform for Orange County, and my step-father is an investigator for the DA's office, they'll like this joke. 
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"The Question is why not"
"Well, Why"
"I know it's in my heart and soul"
"And if you don't make it?"
"Thats not an option"
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Re: Welfare Office
hehe, I get it.Slowpoke wrote:, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
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