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289sotherhalf
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When You're Drunk

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Anybody seen this?

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by Earthpig »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
RLTW
EP
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'. Specially when I'm talking to a Police Ociffer!! :shock:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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Post by elle »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

No really I shouldn't. Well, maybe just one more.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
289sotherhalf
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Abnrgr289 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'.
All except for this, "Nope, no more beer for me." Need I remind you of the night of the Gold Pecker record?" :twisted: :lol: :lol:
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

289sotherhalf wrote:
Abnrgr289 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'.
All except for this, "Nope, no more beer for me." Need I remind you of the night of the Gold Pecker record?" :twisted: :lol: :lol:
:twisted:.....:twisted:.....:twisted:.....:twisted:.....:twisted:.....:twisted:.....:twisted:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Post by Draco »

:lol: :lol:
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But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD
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Post by Vee »

HEY!!!


GODDAMMIT!!! NO INSIDE JOKES! :evil:
RSD 96-99
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Vee wrote:HEY!!!


GODDAMMIT!!! NO INSIDE JOKES! :evil:
My apologies, Ranger Vee. :oops:
~Ranger Wife~

"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."

"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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