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elle · Post by **elle** » May 3rd, 2005, 12:26 pm

The one thing that makes all women happy is in fact........

Nothing!

Absolutely correct!

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 3rd, 2005, 12:35 pm

elle38 wrote:
The one thing that makes all women happy is in fact........

Nothing!
Absolutely correct!

There you have it. The answer is while all women are sisters under the skin, there is NO common thread of happiness or linch pin. NO women can be predicted nor is any woman consistently happy about the same thing everytime. There are life's greatest mystery.
KNew that countrified Redneck from Oklahomo would get it.

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 3rd, 2005, 12:41 pm

Abell9 wrote:
There you have it. The answer is while all women are sisters under the skin, there is NO common thread of happiness or linch pin. NO women can be predicted nor is any woman consistently happy about the same thing everytime. There are life's greatest mystery.
KNew that countrified Redneck from Oklahomo would get it.

Give me a cane pole, an Orange Nehi, and hot jerky and I'll be happy every time.

I'm so relieved that you've finally accepted that even a few of us hickified Okies have intelligence, Ranger Abell9.

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » May 3rd, 2005, 4:20 pm

elle38 wrote:
The one thing that makes all women happy is in fact........

Nothing!
Absolutely correct!

That could qualify me as the oldest Ranger School Student Ever!.............

Next time let's pick something simpler, like making a downwind prediction after a nuclear blast or something.......

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 3rd, 2005, 4:28 pm

ROS wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
There you have it. The answer is while all women are sisters under the skin, there is NO common thread of happiness or linch pin. NO women can be predicted nor is any woman consistently happy about the same thing everytime. There are life's greatest mystery.
KNew that countrified Redneck from Oklahomo would get it.

Give me a cane pole, an Orange Nehi, and hot jerky and I'll be happy every time.

I'm so relieved that you've finally accepted that even a few of us hickified Okies have intelligence, Ranger Abell9.

There you go, making assumptions. If the wrong person handed you that cane pole, Nehi and jerky, you would be pissed off and probably beat them with the pole. And I did NOT say you were intelligent.

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 3rd, 2005, 4:31 pm

Abell9 wrote:
ROS wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
There you have it. The answer is while all women are sisters under the skin, there is NO common thread of happiness or linch pin. NO women can be predicted nor is any woman consistently happy about the same thing everytime. There are life's greatest mystery.
KNew that countrified Redneck from Oklahomo would get it.

Give me a cane pole, an Orange Nehi, and hot jerky and I'll be happy every time.

I'm so relieved that you've finally accepted that even a few of us hickified Okies have intelligence, Ranger Abell9.

There you go, making assumptions. If the wrong person handed you that cane pole, Nehi and jerky, you would be pissed off and probably beat them with the pole. And I did NOT say you were intelligent.

Nope. A cane pole is a cane pole, Ranger Abell9. Damn, I was hoping at least SOMEone would think I had a brain. :?

Rock Island Ranger · Post by **Rock Island Ranger** » May 3rd, 2005, 4:34 pm

I guess the real question is....can you fish or do you just sit there and wish? If you can fish, you have a brain...if you can't...well...you know the drill.

ROS · Post by **ROS** » May 3rd, 2005, 4:39 pm

Abell9 wrote:I guess the real question is....can you fish or do you just sit there and wish? If you can fish, you have a brain...if you can't...well...you know the drill.

I'm headed to Oyster Lake this weekend, Pastor. We shall see if I have a brain. :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 3rd, 2005, 5:01 pm

O.k. Here is a trivia question.

Why do we clink glasses when we say 'cheers' (or 'skol' or 'good health' etc)?

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » May 3rd, 2005, 6:24 pm

To ward off evil spirits!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » May 3rd, 2005, 6:26 pm

Slowpoke wrote:To ward off evil spirits!

I agree with Slowpoke!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 3rd, 2005, 8:01 pm

Abnrgr289 wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:To ward off evil spirits!
I agree with Slowpoke!

Ranger Slowpoke, this question has more than one answer, one of which you got correct. :D There is another, supposedly originating from ancient Greece.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » May 3rd, 2005, 9:05 pm

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

It seems that poisoning someones wine was so popular that the guest would clink his glass against the hosts glass to slop a little of his wine into the hosts wine. Thereby insuring that the wine was untainted if the host drank.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 3rd, 2005, 9:19 pm

Of course, you are correct. :D

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » May 3rd, 2005, 9:45 pm

I'm just a fountain of useless information! :?

Don't forget to bring beer to the Rendezvous!

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