When You're Drunk

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 2nd, 2005, 12:08 pm

Anybody seen this?

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » May 2nd, 2005, 12:26 pm

RLTW
EP

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » May 2nd, 2005, 2:11 pm

But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'. Specially when I'm talking to a Police Ociffer!!

elle · Post by **elle** » May 2nd, 2005, 2:13 pm

No really I shouldn't. Well, maybe just one more.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 2nd, 2005, 2:17 pm

Abnrgr289 wrote: But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'.

All except for this, "Nope, no more beer for me." Need I remind you of the night of the Gold Pecker record?"

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » May 2nd, 2005, 2:23 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
Abnrgr289 wrote: But I can say all those things when I've been Drinkin'.
All except for this, "Nope, no more beer for me." Need I remind you of the night of the Gold Pecker record?"

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Draco · Post by **Draco** » May 3rd, 2005, 11:30 am

Vee · Post by **Vee** » May 3rd, 2005, 6:25 pm

HEY!!!

GODDAMMIT!!! NO INSIDE JOKES!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » May 3rd, 2005, 9:10 pm

Vee wrote:HEY!!!

GODDAMMIT!!! NO INSIDE JOKES!

My apologies, Ranger Vee.