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Try this and see how far you can keep this drunk man up.
Hysterical........You just move you mouse left to right (no clicking) to keep him walking in a straight line. The object of the game is to keep him walking, without falling over, by using your mouse from left to right or right to left - you can't see your mouse which makes it more difficult.

Apparently the record is 82 meters! And it's in German

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71 meters
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39 I don't feel well today.
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76 so far. Put your mouse on the desk not the pad, then cover your screen so you can't see the distance.
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HAHA!! 55 thats it. Guess I'm sleeping in the turtle ditch!
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82 meters? What kind of record is that?

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Fucking cheater! :lol:
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RRDTm3 wrote:Fucking cheater! :lol:
Yeah - it helps to be drunk when you're playing to counteract the drunkeness of the dude in the game! :shock:
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Everett Ruess wrote:
RRDTm3 wrote:Fucking cheater! :lol:
Yeah - it helps to be drunk when you're playing to counteract the drunkeness of the dude in the game! :shock:
Hmmm. Never thought of it like that
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I'll try again later.
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