Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear - "Boy, these feel just like your sister's!!!
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds
Rodeo Sex
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Re: Rodeo Sex
If I try this, I got a really strong feeling my next post will be here http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=10288Pop wrote:Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear - "Boy, these feel just like your sister's!!!
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds
Angry
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"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
OMG...If I try this, I got a really strong feeling my next post will be here http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=10288
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"Hope and pray that you'll never need me,
But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD
Co. G/143rd INF (LRRS) 89-91
Rgr Class 6-92
Jack of all trades 92-present
"Hope and pray that you'll never need me,
But rest assured I will not let you down.
I'll walk beside you but you may not see me,
The strongest among you may not wear a crown." 3DD
Re: Rodeo Sex
AngryPistols wrote:If I try this, I got a really strong feeling my next post will be herePop wrote:Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"
Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear - "Boy, these feel just like your sister's!!!
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds
http://www.armyranger.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=10288
It's all good.
