Get a Guinness.....

centermass · Post by **centermass** » March 17th, 2005, 6:14 am

get drunk and be somebody. Happy St. Patricks day. Yeah Heathen,
that includes you!

CM

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » March 17th, 2005, 6:32 am

"HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY"

Did think of painting KH's toenails green while he slept this morning

Kinda st. patty's day surprise!

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » March 17th, 2005, 6:34 am

An appropriate joke for the day.

Lost at Sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,
were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic
escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To his amazement, a genie came forth. This
particular genie, however, stated that he could
only deliver one wish,not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter,
Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean
into Guinness Beer! The genie clapped his hands
with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only
the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull
broke the stillness as the two men considered
their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly
at Patrick and after a long, tension filled
moment, he spoke.

"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to
have to pee in the boat."

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » March 17th, 2005, 6:42 am

Chiron wrote:An appropriate joke for the day.

Lost at Sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael,
were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic
escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie
would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.

To his amazement, a genie came forth. This
particular genie, however, stated that he could
only deliver one wish,not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter,
Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean
into Guinness Beer! The genie clapped his hands
with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
sampled by mortals.

Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only
the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull
broke the stillness as the two men considered
their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly
at Patrick and after a long, tension filled
moment, he spoke.

"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to
have to pee in the boat."

and thats the third place i have seen that joke posted on here

centermass · Post by **centermass** » March 17th, 2005, 6:50 am

rgrpuck wrote:
Chiron wrote:An appropriate joke for the day.

Michael looked disgustedly
at Patrick and after a long, tension filled
moment, he spoke.

"Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to
have to pee in the boat."
and thats the third place i have seen that joke posted on here

Yeah, but hell, most of us are senile and forgot the other two before this one jogged a memory.........oh yeah, here's a shot of Ireland at her finest......

centermass · Post by **centermass** » March 17th, 2005, 6:59 am

Warriorwife wrote:"HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY"

Did think of painting KH's toenails green while he slept this morning
Kinda st. patty's day surprise!

blueskiesalways · Post by **blueskiesalways** » March 17th, 2005, 7:17 am

Warriorwife wrote:"HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY"

Did think of painting KH's toenails green while he slept this morning
Kinda st. patty's day surprise!

What changed your mind

Happy St. Patricks day all...Play safely!!!!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » March 17th, 2005, 7:26 am

I did'nt.
Wait'in for him to wake up

Vee · Post by **Vee** » March 17th, 2005, 7:46 am

I am feeling a bit green today. :?

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » March 17th, 2005, 10:11 am

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY TO ALL!

elle · Post by **elle** » March 17th, 2005, 11:01 am

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Cheers ! :D

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » March 17th, 2005, 1:59 pm

Happy St Patrick's day all you sorry bastards! My wife and I were talking about River Street just this morning - good ole Savannah!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » March 17th, 2005, 3:21 pm

As we turn from the perils of Mickey and Pat we find William, the Northern Irish icon of Emerald Isle genuis as he contemplates his genie after kicking an empty Guinness can on the Shankill Rd.

This genie was delighted to grant our Ulster hero with the traditional three wishes the first of which of course was a pint of Guinness.

William could not help but notice that whenever he drained his glass it would immediately refill.

Upon enquiry William was assured by the genie that it was a magic vessel that will never deplete it's content and he still had two more wishes.

He promptly asked for two more pints!

Even St Patrick says he's a cunt. :D

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