The ice is very thin...and it is cracking!!

[Earthpig]

Wee-part (aka:Weidert)-

First, I haven't cared much for you since you attempted to instruct me several months ago on how to work out and diet. I was doing SWAT training in Houston when your daddy was still breast-feeding you. I don't need some steroid-sucking gym turd telling me how to work out.

Secondly, I don't know exactly where you took a wrong turn onto the "Make Believe Highway" and became a BTDT, but you need to shoot a fucking back azimuth and get your faggot ass back to "Reality Road."

No candy-assed, body-building, DEPer, fag is going to shave his nipples, flex and pose nude at the gym for his buddies so they can see the new vein on his "wee part"" and then come onto a site where I am a Moderator and attempt to flame me.

Zip your fucking cum-trap...that means STFU NOW...no explanations, no excuses, no apologies....I don't even want to hear a cum fart bubble out of your sorry ass!

Sling some of your lame sarcasm my way one more time and you will join your soulmate, NoFuckingNothing, in the Banned Dork Hall of Fame...and I don't give a shit if you're drunk, stoned, sober, coerced, or insane when you do it.


AND, just to make absolutely certain that I have stated this clearly enough for the average DEPer to understand, I want two DEPers (Not WeePart or NoNothing) to step forward and repeat to me, in your own words, what I have just said in this post. Who's going to 'sua sponte' up to the plate and report?

RLTW
EP

PS: For some reason, my computer is acting up and I was unable to post this in the CLOSE COMBAT FORUM, where I had intended.

[Earthpig]

AND, just to make absolutely certain that I have stated this clearly enough for the average DEPer to understand, I want two DEPers (Not WeePart or NoNothing) to step forward and repeat to me, in your own words, what I have just said in this post. Who's going to 'sua sponte' up to the plate and report?

Oh...and I want those reports/responses before I hit the rack tonight.
RLTW
EP

[ImportsRsloths]

You sure do love kissing ass don't you dipshit? your nose has been looking a little brown lately. Did I claim to be Arnold huge? hell no. Don't you worry though I'll be in fantastic shape when I get to Basic.

Biceps 14.5" fully pumped
chest 42"
calves 15" (they lack a bit)
5'10"
160ish

I find it quite amusing that this skinny fuck can so openly give bodybuilding advice, and put people on muscle bound diets.... haha notice how he got his panties in a bunch when I asked him what his "Arnold like measurements were........." I have a feeling that weirdert is one of those guys that when they puss out at RIP aka "world wide", he'll always believe in his head that he was a 3rd bat Ranger at benning for awhile.....

[Earthpig]

Dont even respond to this unless its a "Roger Ranger Earthpig!"

Good report up to this point....I don't want to see him respond at all!
OK...that's one report...where's my second?
RLTW
EP

[knightcat]

Ranger Earthpig,

Sounds to me like Weidert needs to find the nearest spider hole and jump in. As far as being clear......that shouldn't be a problem. I think you made it damn clear that he needs to shut his trap and stop farting cum bubbles...ha ha...and it is damn funny too! Looks like he is on the shit list.
Weidert....if you value your life, you will be very carefull. I think you pissed off Ranger Earthpig pretty bad. Take cover and keep your head in the mud. From one DEPer to another.....shut the fuck up!Bottom line is that if you don't shut up.....Ranger Earthpig will have your asshole relocated to your forehead.


knightcat

[Earthpig]

Thanks to you DEPers who stood up and reported. I can now comfortably assume that I made myself clear....I don't want Weedick misinterpreting what I said, like his sister, NoFuckingNothing did. Carry on.
RLTW
EP

[BadMuther]

EP-

That was outstanding bro, I haven't laughed like that in a long time!!! They need to sign your ass up as a moderator over at socnet.

Seriously, that was some of the funniest shit I have seen in awhile.

Question-

Why do all these Delberts, I mean DEP'ers have porno dudes as their avatars? It just smells gay! If I'm going to be looking at porn (which I have no probs with!) it needs to be the soft furry kind.

[Double Edged Blade]

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[Earthpig]

EP-

Why do all these Delberts, I mean DEP'ers have porno dudes as their avatars? It just smells gay!

It's part of the armyranger.com DEP-Hazing Program. They have the option of selecting one of those gay-looking avatars from the gallery or the ADMIN can select a gay-looking one for them. If/when they prove themselves worthy, they graduate to a decent avatar.
RLTW
EP

[Spartan]

If/when they prove themselves worthy, they graduate to a decent avatar.

Not to hijack your thread, but do we currently have any candidates for graduation, EP? Or anyone else?

[BadMuther]

EP,

Your killing me bro!!!



Your little "DEP hazing ground" is almost as much fun as having privates to smoke.........