Misunderstanding

[The Holmchicken]

A man goes to the train station to purchase a train ticket to Pittsburgh. The girl working the ticket counter is very well endowed and the man is in awe. She asks him "what can I do for you?". Still in awe, he replies "I would like one picket to Tittsburgh". She promptly reaches across her counter and punches him in the eye, leaving him a black eye. Somewhat in shock, he sits down at the nearest bench. He notices the man sitting next to him also has a black eye. Man #1 looks at Man #2 and says "I guess you had a little misunderstanding at the ticket counter too". Man #2 says "I kind of had a misunderstanding this morning with my wife actually". "Really?" replies Man #1, "what happened?". "Well this morning we were eating breakfast and asked her to pass me the syrup". Silence. "And?" says Man #1. "Well, I asked for the syrup and it came out 'You ruined my life you fucking whore!"