1000 pushup club
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1000 pushup club
Standard: 1000 pushups in 4 hours. (An "awe my pussy hurts 6 hour 1k-pu" may be implemented if you guys are suckin'.)
Reward: You're in the fucking 1000 pushup club. An elite group lead by, well me mother fuckers. We won't have meetings, you won't have to give up any money or time, but you're name will get posted and seen here for as long as you shitbags can keep it going.
I did 1225 pushups in the given amount of time, and that was taking it easy. I expect one of you turds to beat me, and this is on your honor. So this is a good way to start living the Ranger Creed and the 19 standing orders.
--- Members of the 1000 Pushup Club ---
Disinfertention :: 1225
Their pussy hurts but...
Carboned114 :: 5.5 hours
Ace :: 7 hours 48min.
Ha, bring it fuckers.
Reward: You're in the fucking 1000 pushup club. An elite group lead by, well me mother fuckers. We won't have meetings, you won't have to give up any money or time, but you're name will get posted and seen here for as long as you shitbags can keep it going.
I did 1225 pushups in the given amount of time, and that was taking it easy. I expect one of you turds to beat me, and this is on your honor. So this is a good way to start living the Ranger Creed and the 19 standing orders.
--- Members of the 1000 Pushup Club ---
Disinfertention :: 1225
Their pussy hurts but...
Carboned114 :: 5.5 hours
Ace :: 7 hours 48min.
Ha, bring it fuckers.
Last edited by Disinfertention on December 15th, 2003, 8:51 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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doozer you depstick if your elbow is fucked layoff it. do other shit till it heals. i dont know how long till you go active but if you dont heal up now and its fucked when you go in you could possibly kiss your ranger contract goodby. If you cant do pushups in RIP your ass will be down the road at kelly hill or someother fucked up place
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That's only 8.3333 a minute required to get 500. Any more suckers lining up for that bet? Let me know.
Heck, if you do 20 a minute for every 30 minutes, which should be cake, you'd do 600. See if you can get those suckers to agree to pay $0.25 for every pushup over 500 and that you would pay them $0.50 for every pushup under 500.
Heck, if you do 20 a minute for every 30 minutes, which should be cake, you'd do 600. See if you can get those suckers to agree to pay $0.25 for every pushup over 500 and that you would pay them $0.50 for every pushup under 500.
Last edited by Spartan on December 10th, 2003, 2:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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