so there is a Marine, a Ranger

[leok20]

A battalion of marines was on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone army ranger standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the marine approached the ranger sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.
Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Ranger stepped out and stood back at attention.
The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.
The ranger ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.
Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods.
He emerged moments later after sime more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.
The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.
The ranger ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.
Finally a terribly wounded marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.
The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one army ranger destroyed an entire battalion of marines"
The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"


Found this on another site and it was pretty good. enjoy

[rgrpuck]

A little boy was travleing in the Airport with his family one day. and all of a sudden had to piss like a mad little fucker. After he was finished he went to leave when a Marine walked through the door deaked out in his Dress blues. Gold wings sparkleing.....scuba bubble shining. The little boy was dumfounded at the sight and looked up in wide eyed amazment. The Marine looked at him and smiled. The little boy asked in a halting voice ...a-aare you a Marine. The Marine said "sure am". "Wanna wear my hat"? and with the the marine placed the crisp white cover on the boys head. The little boy started marching up and down the latrine feeling very happy with him self . It was about this time when he saw a vision that filled him with fear. Walking throught the door of the latrine He saw a vision of Danger personified. wearing Army class A's ....Jump Boots shineing to the level of Black Obsedian. Master jump wings on his cheast. Above all he noticed the Black and gold Ranger Tab. The Ranger looked down at the boy with the marine cover with an Apraiseing Gaze as if he was decideing whether the small person in front of him needed to remain alive. The little boy approached...looked up and asked ..."are you a Ranger"? The Ranger looked down and said "sure am Kid". "Wanna suck my dick?" The Boy stepped back and said "No no this isnt my hat I am not a Marine."