Firing Position

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 7th, 2005, 9:32 am

Abell9 wrote:
McD wrote:[
:? I'm not sure if I can handle the pastor's new approach to talking with the flock!

You silly....of corse you can. (May I hold your hand while we discuss this?)

We have been far too liberal with our language for far too long and Im pleased the Short man in Reno adjusted the tone. It WAS frightful!

You sound like Mary Poppins

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » January 7th, 2005, 9:36 am

Cadberry on John Boy and Billy's Big Show.

Or

Charles Emmerson Winchester III off MASH.

Dear GRITS in Heaven, anybody know how to perform and exorcism? Is there a witchdoctor in the house!!?

Rock Island Ranger · January 8th, 2005, 5:03 am

Here da Pastor is...

[/img]This ones for you!

Home Office

...and I killed 13 of Gods little creatures this moring

and for all of you that thought Martians took me...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 8th, 2005, 10:17 am

HEY!!!

Feel like sharin that cinnamon roll?

Rock Island Ranger · January 8th, 2005, 10:47 am

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quote="Aiyana"]How about I get Julie to send you some bagels?

[/quote]

And you don't like Vee.....WHY?

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 8th, 2005, 11:16 am

Abell9, that's nice looking AO you have there. I can almost picture Olga, the masseuse, lighting the aroma-therapy candles, while you're typing those long sermons.

Aiyana, you've got a great looking area, too. I see you strategically positioned a Starbucks and muffin to lure the readers' eyes.

RLTW
EP

Rock Island Ranger · January 8th, 2005, 11:20 am

My wife bought me a desk, credensa, chair...ect for Christmas. Aroma Therapy candles are there though Olga was forbidden to enter the house.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 8th, 2005, 11:21 am

Abell9 wrote:My wife bought me a desk, credensa, chair...ect for Christmas. Aroma Therapy candles are there though Olga was forbidden to enter the house.

Can you send Olga to Brownwood?

RLTW
EP

Julieanne · Post by **Julieanne** » January 8th, 2005, 11:32 am

Abell9 wrote:[
quote="Aiyana"]How about I get Julie to send you some bagels?

And you don't like Vee.....WHY?[/quote]

EASY NOW

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Bell · Post by **Bell** » January 8th, 2005, 12:10 pm

I got totally fucked up drunk last night. Still got the shakes. I guess I'll have to pop a beer soon.

My hole is in the storage room and this is the results of last night. I wasn't drinking alone.

RLTW
Bell

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 8th, 2005, 1:45 pm

Aiyana wrote:How about I get Julie to send you some bagels?

DENIED!!!!

How much does that suck? :?

Let me count the ways.......

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 8th, 2005, 1:49 pm

Bell wrote:I got totally fucked up drunk last night. Still got the shakes. I guess I'll have to pop a beer soon.

My hole is in the storage room and this is the results of last night. I wasn't drinking alone.

RLTW
Bell

That's what your truck looks like, Bell!

RLTW
EP

Bell · Post by **Bell** » January 8th, 2005, 1:54 pm

EarthPig wrote:
Bell wrote:I got totally fucked up drunk last night. Still got the shakes. I guess I'll have to pop a beer soon.

My hole is in the storage room and this is the results of last night. I wasn't drinking alone.

RLTW
Bell
That's what your truck looks like, Bell!
RLTW
EP

Only the morning after.

RLTW
Bell