, yeah it did, lol Reeeal comfy like...........and Warm tooo You weren't the RI that asked me where the fuck everybody was were you?Kilted Heathen wrote:Remember laying your chin on the top of the 60 in the prone?That motherfucker felt like a waterbed!
What is evaluated at RS? Those Batt boys are lucky!
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
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Unless he ended the sentence with "you fucking 'orrible little man you!"
then it wasn't me.
Had a similar run in with one of my RIs.
I had just put in a huge dip and got down behind the 60 and my cheek just sort of welded to the fuckin' feed tray lid.Anyway, I blinked...honest, next thing I know there's an RI welded to my other fuckin' cheek inquiring
as to my overall welfare and, not unkindly, illustrating sincere concern as to whether or not I would rather forgo the days' festivities and perhaps...go back to sleep?
I declined his cordial invitation and tried to say that I had just put in a dip and gottenintheproneandIwasn'tasleepsgtnotmecouldnabinmehonestIhaven'tevenfuckin'blinkedsincewegothereand...you know how Ranger is.
The RI said "Yeah?Look down motherfucker!"
I did.
All down my chin, down the front of my BDU, and absolutely fuckin'painting the feed tray cover was a river of snot,spit and copenhagen.It was fucking disgusting.In any other environment I would have been ashamed of myself.I just kept thinking "but...I just fuckin' blinked..."
I signed my major minus from the feet elevated position and promptly low-crawled my way back to the patrol (goddam buddy fuckers!).
Ahhh...the memories.
then it wasn't me.
Had a similar run in with one of my RIs.
I had just put in a huge dip and got down behind the 60 and my cheek just sort of welded to the fuckin' feed tray lid.Anyway, I blinked...honest, next thing I know there's an RI welded to my other fuckin' cheek inquiring
as to my overall welfare and, not unkindly, illustrating sincere concern as to whether or not I would rather forgo the days' festivities and perhaps...go back to sleep?
I declined his cordial invitation and tried to say that I had just put in a dip and gottenintheproneandIwasn'tasleepsgtnotmecouldnabinmehonestIhaven'tevenfuckin'blinkedsincewegothereand...you know how Ranger is.
The RI said "Yeah?Look down motherfucker!"
I did.
All down my chin, down the front of my BDU, and absolutely fuckin'painting the feed tray cover was a river of snot,spit and copenhagen.It was fucking disgusting.In any other environment I would have been ashamed of myself.I just kept thinking "but...I just fuckin' blinked..."
I signed my major minus from the feet elevated position and promptly low-crawled my way back to the patrol (goddam buddy fuckers!).
Ahhh...the memories.
312th LRS 1st CAV 89-91
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
RS 12-91
RI 4RTB 92-94
H Co.121(ABN)(LRS)04-PRESENT
WTC PRC 05-06
OIF 06-07
WTC PRC 07-2010
TF Wolf MUTC 2010-
"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"
The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots!
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Actually when it comes to Platoon Leaders, I usually ensure they listen!Glenn, MSG Ret. wrote:Stupid Plebe,
Any NCO can always spot a West Pointer. No disrespect intended. (well at least not much.) It usually starts with a "my shit don't stink" attitude. A good Plattoon SGT can usually square them away before they make 1LT if the 2LT cares to listen to him.
Glenn.
RC 2-87
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"