Click and Clack meets ArmyRanger.com (BS Truck Thread)

avidwanderer · Post by **avidwanderer** » January 26th, 2005, 12:49 am

Anyone on this board have some truck advice? I am thinking about buying a 2005 chevy colorado (crew cab 4x4, Vortex I-5 engine, 220hp). I was also thinking about the Dodge Dakota crew cab. On the chevy I will get a 3,500 dollar loyalty rebate (my dad owns a GMC), and on the Dodge I will get a 1,500 dolar rebate. I will also be able to get either truck tax-free. I was wondering if anyone out there owned one of these trucks or knew someone who has... Thanks in advance!

panzer275 · Post by **panzer275** » January 26th, 2005, 1:21 am

Hey fag. I mean that is great and all about you wanting to buy and American made truck and all. Personally I think you should buy and old rusty Toyota and shove it up your ass and everytime it hurts to take a shit you'll remember you posted a car question on a Ranger site. Seriously the Chevy Colorado's are overpriced.

McD · Post by **McD** » January 26th, 2005, 5:01 am

Why I won't buy a Dodge!

Vee · Post by **Vee** » January 26th, 2005, 6:50 am

That's fucking hilarious!!!!

I drive a 1968 Chevy. Can't help you much.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 28th, 2005, 12:36 pm

I know I'll probably get burnt for this, but the Toyota Tacoma double-cab 4x4 trd is an awsome small truck, but a little pricey.

Now that I've suited up, let the flaming begin.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 28th, 2005, 12:38 pm

ANGRYCivilian wrote:I know I'll probably get burnt for this, but the Toyota Tacoma double-cab 4x4 trd is an awsome small truck, but a little pricey.

Now that I've suited up, let the flaming begin.

hey, that's what I got-I love it!

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 28th, 2005, 1:32 pm

Since I drive a Jeep and have been very pleased with it (Chrysler product), I'd have to vote for the Dodge.

RLTW
EP

Gravedigger · Post by **Gravedigger** » January 28th, 2005, 8:12 pm

I drive an 04 Dodge Ram 2500 turbo diesal, 1990 toyota x-cab lifted, the wife has a chrysler 300 sedan, they all have their purpose. I have driven yotas for 25 yrs great truck! The dodge will tow anything and the chrysler is fast comfortable and good gas mileage.

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 28th, 2005, 8:51 pm

sobersides wrote:As you can see from the picture in the preceding customer testimonial, this particular model suffers from periodic horizontal mobility impairment conditions which may cause one to need to implement alternative drive methods before resuming normal operation.

BM forgot to mention he likes driving upside down.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 30th, 2005, 9:14 am

I've got a '99 Dodge Dakota and a '91 Ford Ranger. They've both been great trucks, although the Dakota with a standard cab is a little short on leg room.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » January 30th, 2005, 4:39 pm

I swore by Ford till I invested in 5 transmissions.....FUCKING 5.
Now the Dodge 1500 4 door Hemi in Ranger black does fine by me.