List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Rock Island Ranger · January 27th, 2005, 4:00 pm

You know, dude...Im pretty much all over sex, women, and all that but enjoy things like eating, watching a good fight, for that matter, being in a good fight....what Im trying to say is, The sum total of your intellect = past sex, current lack of sex, future prospects of sex. And from everything I have heard....you really suck at it. Ever try Tennis?

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 27th, 2005, 7:19 pm

Anonymous wrote: Ranger you're fucking dumb. Your so dumb I want to hurt your parents for making you. BRING ME THE WHORE THAT GAVE BIRTH TO YOU AND THE PIMP THAT RAPED HER!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » January 27th, 2005, 7:23 pm

Anonymous wrote: Hey dumbass your mother called...She changed her mind about the abortion...She wants you to kill yourself immediately!

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » January 27th, 2005, 7:55 pm

"Why are parents so suprised when their kid gets rat fucked like a box of MRE's in a Ranger school patrol base." Silverback talking about the Michael Jackson scandal.

Runner · Post by **Runner** » January 27th, 2005, 10:23 pm

Hemmorfuck wrote
Quote:

20040727

Someone have trouble with the fucking visual aid? Thanks for the gaggle fuck of numbers.

Nice avatar too shitbrick. I'm sure you've read, experienced, and know everything there is to know about PLF's. If you could even tell us what that stood for. (Don't, you'll just suck up bandwidth and server space) Wait till you jump fucker, and burn in like the sack of shit you are. Then you tell me about PLF's. Keep your face in your 5th point of contact and kiss your sweet fat ass goodbye.

A-fuckin'-Plus hemmorwhore

-Ranger Disinfertention

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · January 27th, 2005, 11:00 pm

Ranger Disinfertention wrote:

Hemmorfuck wrote
Quote:

20040727

Someone have trouble with the fucking visual aid? Thanks for the gaggle fuck of numbers.

Nice avatar too shitbrick. I'm sure you've read, experienced, and know everything there is to know about PLF's. If you could even tell us what that stood for. (Don't, you'll just suck up bandwidth and server space) Wait till you jump fucker, and burn in like the sack of shit you are. Then you tell me about PLF's. Keep your face in your 5th point of contact and kiss your sweet fat ass goodbye.

A-fuckin'-Plus hemmorwhore

Great quote nice one Malarkey

~Joseph

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 28th, 2005, 6:00 am

"Although the Ranger cadre are extremely knowledgeable and incredibly physically fit,we feel some human sensitivity training is necessary as the Ranger Instructors,especially SSG Trainer (a sadistic Godless heathen)are elitist pricks that seem to like themselves but just don't care for anyone else!" -student critique

Could easily be said about most of the Rangers on this site.

....you fucking bastages....

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 28th, 2005, 10:19 am

Bell wrote:I had a job. I was bored. I wanted first string. I got it.
RLTW
Bell

Ranger Bell on why he wanted to be a Ranger.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 28th, 2005, 11:17 am

Abell9 wrote:You know, dude...Im pretty much all over sex, women, and all that but enjoy things like eating, watching a good fight, for that matter, being in a good fight....what Im trying to say is, The sum total of your intellect = past sex, current lack of sex, future prospects of sex. And from everything I have heard....you really suck at it. Ever try Tennis?

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 28th, 2005, 11:20 am

CAL wrote:I would highly recommend that you take the dick out of your ass and put it in your mouth before you wake up and find that you are no longer able to run your sausage fingers across your keyboard on this site. Now where did I put my popcorn?

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 29th, 2005, 12:03 am

FireFinder wrote:I was sticking my knees in the breeze long before the better part of you became a stain on a mattress somewhere, and whatever genetic material that made it in to your mother's twat gestated into some fucking disrespectful useless fucking college puke.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 29th, 2005, 10:17 am

Desert Sloth wrote:I have rambled enough turd burglers, just remember, while you are punching the clown in your sheets tonight thinking about Jessica Simpson or Michael Jackson, know one thing...some of these guys have more time beating off in the bush or in a combat zone than you have smacking your manhood in the sanctity of your own home...enjoy it while you can poop scoopers....your world is safe because of these fine men that you spew your blabbering bullshit to on a daily basis.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » January 29th, 2005, 11:26 am

Alright, this is from SOTB, but posted on Socnet...

SOTB wrote:Guys have been bailing in droves from FR forever. The AF and the Army have gotten most of the ones who split and still stayed military.

Do the smart thing.

If you are on any enlistment year under 10, bail at the end of this tour and go Army. Even if it means you have to go reserves or NG. Its what I would do....

mipuke · Post by **mipuke** » January 31st, 2005, 4:02 pm

Tool175

If you painted yourself blk and chrome you would resemble an 18-wheeler, not a Harley