List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

BRanger91 · Post by **BRanger91** » April 9th, 2005, 11:43 am

Kilted Heathen: Shut The Fuck Up

I swear hey has that pre-programmed as a quick key.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 11th, 2005, 11:47 am

Silverback wrote:...rat-fucked like a case of MREs in the middle of a Ranger school Patrol base

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » April 11th, 2005, 11:50 am

Whenever a man is down, kick him in the teeth and give him a reason to stand up ...... I always say

This just had to be added!

Compliments of Ranger Creeping Death

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » April 12th, 2005, 7:44 pm

rgrpuck wrote:
UBOAT wrote:EF;GKWPIERTGP'OIWNTR
WHat the fuck was that ...A "vowel" movement?

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 18th, 2005, 1:34 pm

BRanger91 wrote:Get well then get back into the fight and start killing fuckers!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » April 25th, 2005, 3:57 pm

Ardent Lady wrote:People who can see beyond their own selves live bigger lives.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » May 19th, 2005, 3:47 am

classics

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » May 19th, 2005, 11:17 am

Spartan Wrote:

If they feel this way about the Koran, that destroying it is an act that those desecrating it should be killed, then we ought to glue them to the outside of every HUMVEE and SUV carrying Americans over there so you couldn't blow one up without desecrating the Koran and we ought to start making uniforms that are covered on the outside with verses from the Koran

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » June 4th, 2005, 4:54 pm

Ranger Kilted Heathen wrote:

You've tripped over your piss flaps.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » June 18th, 2005, 4:25 pm

RGR Puck wrote:I only have 1 jump.

The other 120 were practise.

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VAK · Post by **VAK** » June 20th, 2005, 7:50 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:I had a dog that used hump my first wife's leg constantly.
She said "Isn't there a way to make him stop that?"

I said "Yep, pick him up and suck his dick!"

She wasn't amused.

Now, this is classic Heathen!!!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » June 20th, 2005, 8:04 am

usaftacp wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:I had a dog that used hump my first wife's leg constantly.
She said "Isn't there a way to make him stop that?"

I said "Yep, pick him up and suck his dick!"

She wasn't amused.
Now, this is classic Heathen!!!

Classic, used in the context of the Heathen we used to know and love?

top_cat · Post by **top_cat** » July 11th, 2005, 12:38 am

RangerX on Col. Karpenski's demotion from Brig. Gen.:

So I'm over looking at the Cinco De Mayo contest, contemplating giving the old sock puppet a DNA sample, and I had to browse over here.

No joy in spanksville tonight.....

Man, when lurking around, you happen to come upon some funny stuff. Thanks Ranger RangerX, that made my night.

ManchuLeg · Post by **ManchuLeg** » July 13th, 2005, 8:56 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:That was a well thought, insightful and intelligent post.

Now shut the fuck up.