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List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Post by BadMuther »

I see some of the DEPs have words of wisdom from Rangers in their sig lines.

Us hooahs can be a pretty insightful bunch at times.

Let's get a thread going with the best sayings from the site.

I'll start out....

Ranger Creeping Death
You're a college grad. It shouldnt' be that hard to figure out. You shit in my back yard, Einstein. If you want to hang around, you'd better get out your fucking E-Tool and plastic baggy, Goddammit.
:lol:

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Ranger Kilted Heathen wrote: Try this excercise...
Pull down your pants and dangle your nuts over an open desk drawer.
Have a buddy kick the fucker shut.
Welcome to day one.
Asshole.
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Post by mipuke »

Ranger Creeping Death
Hillbillies say "You ain't from 'round here, are ye boy?"
Rednecks say the infamous, "Hey y'all, watch this."
"NO FATE" T2
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Post by Omega Man »

Creeping Death wrote:
Can't we just call him fuck sock, or sumthin'?
:lol:

That reminds me of the shot rag the 1SG used to keepin his HMMWV. oohhhh that is 2 for Ranger Creeping Death....and he takes the lead......
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Saltbitch wrote:Next time you feel like wasting someone's time, go take a bath with a small electrical appliance.
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Post by BadMuther »

Tacp-Read alot, post little. Learn so that you don't burn.
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Bubba
Does she take it up the ass!
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A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
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Post by sobersides »

Pastor Abell9 wrote:What the fucking fuck!?
Pain is inevitable...
... Misery is optional (>o|<

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Post by VAK »

sobersides wrote:
Pastor Abell9 wrote:What the fucking fuck!?
That's my personal favorite... I use it now everytime I am in an alley in P-City and I see that I am going to be attacked by a 9 year old... Oh wait, that's someone else. Bwahahahahaha So, not only my favorite saying, leads to my favorite story of all time and then my favorite "secondary story of all time. (Both by our Pastah)

BM, I thank you for the compliment. Though oddly I don't know that anyone actually read it, from the amount of assmouth we've been encountering of late. :roll:

Godspeed All,
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(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)

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Post by Omega Man »

This is my second choice:
Smiddy wrote:I'm with my old buddy Ranger H8, you can't beat a good pair of j-boots. Last ya twice as long, cost you half as much, and their great for stomping queers.
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Post by Kelly-Belly »

I think this has become the Sister's motto...... :wink:
We're good until you fuck with our men....then we're BETTER!
~Julieanne

Bah ha, gotta love it..... :D
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This should be you...that they call Incredible...
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Post by Silverback »

H8Train wrote:I TOLD YOU TOO MOVE THE FUCK OUT! WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? IS THIS SITE NOT IN ENGLISH? CAN YOU NOT FUCKING READ THE WORDS THAT I AM TYPING ON YOUR SCREEN DIPSHIT? DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC AGIAN! I ANSWERED YOUR FUCKING QUESTION. NOW SHUT YOUR COCK HOLSTER! :twisted:
I chose this quote because it makes you feel the contempt that H8 has.
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Post by BadMuther »

usaftacp wrote:
BM, I thank you for the compliment. Though oddly I don't know that anyone actually read it, from the amount of assmouth we've been encountering of late. :roll:

Godspeed All,
usaftacp
Yeah, lot of potty mouth going on here. :twisted:
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Re: List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Post by ManchuLeg »

This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:
Ranger CreepingDeath wrote:everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.
I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face :lol:
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Keep up the fire!

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Post by Ron375 »

"I'm Terry Welshan by God"

or

The reverend "dumber than a bag of hammers"
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