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Probably the funniest thing to hit the interwebs lately.

I equate it to someone sending a dildo via a "Care Package" to a stud in Ranger School.....

Start with Angry "Army Mom", then, Pt 2, 3 and Veteran Hater.

I swear, if this doesn't have you rolling afterwards, you're not right in the head....... :lol:
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centermass wrote:Probably the funniest thing to hit the interwebs lately.

I equate it to someone sending a dildo to stud in Ranger School.....

Start with Angry "Army Mom", then, Pt 2, 3 and Veteran Hater.

I swear, if this doesn't have you rolling afterwards, you're not right in the head....... :lol:
Th full series:

http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom/
http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt2/
http://the5b.com/angry-army-mom-pt3/
http://the5b.com/veteran-hater/

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Epic... Just epic!..

We had a mom like that with one of the privates that worked for me at RTB. When he moved in the barracks, she bought him a wall locker full of food. The craziest shit was that she..















wait for it....















Did his fucking laundry for him! Not even fucking joking! I think they finally told her she was trespassing, and threatened to have her arrested.

The kid was a useless as a bag of salted dicks, and wound up getting chaptered for some stupid shit.. I think he pissed hot, but honestly, I didn't give two shits.
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That is the best thing I've read lately! Just spit water all over my phone, but it was worth it.


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Excellent read. Great responses!
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