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America Still in Love with Crap Beer

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Newsflash: America Still in Love with Utterly Crap Beer

http://www.drinkingtrends.com/news/amer ... crap-beer/
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And the author of this news article is probably some guy that gets his nails done, pays 50.00 for a fucking haircut and eyebrow waxing and drinks blueberry beer while wearing pressed designer jeans and shiny black leather shoes. Fags.
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Oh, I'm sooo much better than someone else because of my choice in <insert douche-indicator here>
What a cunt. Head over to Europe - the "masses" drink "shit" beer over there too. I bet this twat jerks off wearing gloves.
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My Schlitz and Hamms didn't make the list. I knew they were great beers!
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vossman wrote:My Schlitz and Hamms didn't make the list. I knew they were great beers!
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And now comes Miller time!!!! :roll:
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I saw a commercial on TV the other day. It was from Kays Jewelers and at the end they say "Each kiss begins with Kays!" I got to thinking that's bullshit. More kisses begin with Miller Lite.....blowjobs begin with Kays.

I've never been a beer snob but I do like Guinness occasionally...especially in an Irish Car Bomb!!! The rest of the microbrews and weird beer contains way too much hops, making it bitter. On a hot day, there is nothing like getting a can of Miller Lite that's been on ice in the cooler for a while and just slamming it down!
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Slowpoke wrote:I saw a commercial on TV the other day. It was from Kays Jewelers and at the end they say "Each kiss begins with Kays!" I got to thinking that's bullshit. More kisses begin with Miller Lite.....blowjobs begin with Kays.

I've never been a beer snob but I do like Guinness occasionally...especially in an Irish Car Bomb!!! The rest of the microbrews and weird beer contains way too much hops, making it bitter. On a hot day, there is nothing like getting a can of Miller Lite that's been on ice in the cooler for a while and just slamming it down!
A-fuckin'-men. Same same but mine is Bud Light. May be shit beer to that fag but it's what I like.

I'll take a good glass of single malt, a couple of ice cold Bud's, a good cigar and a firepit any day over their Blueberry or Raspberry or whatever the fuck with a slice of fruit in it gay drink anyday. Fuck that guy.
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YEARS ago I worked the night tour (circa 1980) 9 PM to 6 AM. Each time car needed work done,drove to a Ganin Tire/Repair went down Flatbush Ave & Avenue S - dropped car off - walked 1/2 block to small bar that served fresh Slitzh on draft - 50 cents a glass. Best & freshest Slitzh beer I ever drank anywhere.
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I agree with Rolling Rock being on that list.

When I was growing up, we used to call it "Green Death" and drank it because it was cheap (I grew up about 45 minutes from the brewery.) I was shocked when I went to Georgia in the mid 1980's to see it in the bars as some kind of yuppie status symbol that they were charging way too much money for. My buddies back home thought it was funny as hell.
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Coors Original and Yuengling are my go-to lawnmower beers. I keep a case of one or the other stocked in the fridge at all times regardless of whether or not I decide to pick up a sixer of something more expensive on a Friday night. I still don't understand the preoccupation with IPAs. They taste like they're brewed with pine cones and bile.

Coors Original has a special place in my heart as the first beer my dad gave me and the first beer I gave to my two oldest boys.

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<beer rant>
I have a serious case of the ass with most of the brewers that sell their stuff in Georgia right now.

EVERY BREWER ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH DOES NOT NEED TO RELEASE AN IPA!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love IPA. But Guinness IPA? Fuck off. It has gotten to the point where I can't find ANYTHING but IPA or Lager in my local grocery stores and mini marts.

For fucks sake, it's Winter - where are the goddam porters and stouts? While I like a Guinness, it ain't the same as getting it draught, and where I used to be able to get a bunch of local brewery stouts & porters, the shelves are all full of IPA!

Pleas, please don't make me have to drive to Whole Foods...
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I enjoy my crap beers as well, currently drink the cheapest case I can find which is usually Boxer Ice, $13 for 36 cans..or Red Dog......I was born in Golden, Co, so Coors has a soft spot in me, but the latest generation of Coors does not compare to the original which was discontinued a few decades ago......now most all is pasteurized and does not taste like i remember it! The brew selections in these local taverns is beginning to sicken me!
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