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...and she is probably someone's Valentine today

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I think I used to date her. Or maybe it was another crazy woman.
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Don't ask this one for a bj even if you have McNuggets for her - I'm just saying.

Or

you could buy her a big red heart, empty out the chocolates, fill it with McNuggets and put your own special sauce in a test tube container for this Darling.

Either one you pick - get ready for the barrage you will undoubtedly receive. Love is special.
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Steadfast wrote:Don't ask this one for a bj even if you have McNuggets for her - I'm just saying.
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't risk my man parts to a woman that crazy! I wouldn't want her to confuse my nuggets with McNuggets while she's down there!
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I'd hit it. The key is to not do it twice, and be faster than she is when you're done.


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