good way to attack Iran and North Korea

[wade_the_duck]

I was thinking that instead of leveling economic sanctions against counties we don’t like, such as North Korea and Iran, we could instead use fast-food as a weapon, sort of a 21st century version of the small pox blankets. The idea would be as long as they maintain their anti-United States polices and continue to develop Nuclear Weapons, we will supply them with all the food they need or want, but that food will come exclusively from McDonalds or other fast food brands that offer fat, sugar and salt with minimal amounts of protein or other useful nutrients. Not only could we fatten up potential terrorists from these counties (making them easier to catch) but we could unleash upon them a whole host of problems from diabetes to heart attacks that would require them to adopt a more friendly attitude toward the West if they wanted any relief from. Its’s a win win situation, we send more of our junk food overseas (making folks in the US less fat) and we make our enemies fatter!

[RangerX]

Take a hint kid.

[KW Driver]

if you make it, you gunna be strong Ranger, not a smart Ranger. that's not really a good thing. I'd rather have had a smart Ranger.

none of this attention is good. don't fucking reply to me, just read it and try to understand the bigger picture and your place in it.

[Maggot275]

STFD- Apparently you have not learned much since the first time you were put in your place. And our countries "News Media" is neither informative nor is it factual. I can't believe I actually have to point that out to someone.

[Nomad]

If I can't handle the heat over the internet, how could I possibly ever deal with it in my face?

There are some things you don't have to experience to learn from. Obviously you will be an attention rod. Because negative attention's better than nothing, right?

Stop yourself from typing out some amazingly unfunny reply.

[CloakAndDagger]

Or we can just assume they have weapons of mass destruction and invade them anyways.
That seems to work a lot these days.

But that is a good way to win a war right there. McDonald's=Weapon of Mass Destruction

STFD,

Please stop buying that bullshit the TV News Media has been feeding you. Read this forum thread and the links in it: No WMD's in Iraq......My ass!!

See Ranger X's post for more "advice". He has posted it for you more than once.

Edit/Addition: Kim Jong-Il (dictator of north Korea) regularly threatens to chem attack Seoul (South Korea) if we ever invade. We have no reason to doubt him on this one. Also, Iran and Iraq both used chemical weapons during their war in the 80's.

Update #2: Seems that my links within the thread I linked have gone dead since my original posting. I ran a little test, and it's probably a simple fix. I'll see if I can get them repaired by Saturday, May 8th. (Thanks, GnSurfin for the catch!)

Update #3: URLs in the linked to thread have been fixed. I did not check the external links at the next level, though.

[ambracia]

Or we could wait for their people to rise up and kill their leaders, maybe with a little prodding