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Steadfast
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Happy Mothers Day

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Happy Mothers Day to all Mom's & even Dad's, relatives, etc. doing it all.
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Without mothers there would be no Rangers. Thanks Moms! Yeah, I'm a master of the obvious.
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Post by Slowpoke »

And without Moms, there'd be no MILFs.......somebody had to say it.

Seriously, Moms are some of my favorite people. I wish all the Moms here a Happy Mothers Day, and include my favorite Mothers poem as a tribute:

ME MUDDER

When my prayers were poorly said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?

.......Me Mudder!



In the morning,
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribbled some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bum?

.......Me Mudder!



Who took me from my cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee
when me could not?

.......Me Mudder!



Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd.....fart?

.......Me Mudder!



Who looked at me with eyebrows drooped,
and screamed and yelled til she had the croup
when in me Sunday pants I...pooped?

.......Me Mudder!



And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?

.......Me Fadder!!!!!
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.

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Post by roadtheshortbus »

Nice Slowpoke :wink:

I've been called a "MOTHER" before but it was only HALF the word :wink:

MOMS...thanks for what you do...and have a GREAT DAY :D

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Thanks from all the moms...

Post by keepsmilin »

Love bein a Mom...
The greatest thing I've ever done!
The hardest thing I've ever done and the most rewarding...

Nothing compares...

-KS
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Post by Chiron »

It was mother's day? Aw hell that's why she's pissed.....

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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Hope all the other Moms enjoyed Mother's day, too. The storms sucked, but all-in-all it was a pretty good day!

Ranger Slowpoke, that poem was pretty good, :lol: :lol: .
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Post by keepsmilin »

Chiron wrote:It was mother's day? Aw hell that's why she's pissed.....

:oops:
Forgot Mother's Day!
Yikes... poor Ranger Chiron Mom or Ranger Chiron Wifey..
you've got some serious back peddling to do...
sounds like a call for diamonds...
:lol:
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