Airborne Students/RIPPIES READ

Ford375 · Post by **Ford375** » March 22nd, 2007, 7:44 am

Check this out.... this is especially for you who are in Fort Benning.

NEWSFLASH: You are in Columbus, GA.... it is a MILITARY TOWN. It is NOT COOL to walk around base and/or the mall wearing a camelback. You are not going to dehydrate. It is also completely stupid to walk around the mall with one of this giant ACU backpacks on PACKED with shit. There is nothing THAT important that you have to put on your back and hump through the mall like you are some sort of badass.

Like I said, military town... nobody CARES that you are in the Army. Actually, the "cool" thing is NOT being in the Army. You just look like a big toolbag, thats all. Nobody looks at you and goes "WOW did you see that guy?! He had a camelback AND an ACU backpack.... WOAH!!" They look at you like "hahaha, look at this toolbag walking around like he's a badass all of a sudden. Even people in LEG units look at you like your a moron.

Keep this in mind because I am gonna start cracking down on that shit. It's 100% lame and unnecessary.

As a sidenote, there is NO reason for you to be at the mall, in ACU's, on a Friday or Saturday night at 8pm. Get a life. Your not cool.

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » March 22nd, 2007, 8:22 am

I could have sworn that I saw you at a Cottonmouths game in ACU's brinking beer from a camelback just last week. I guess somebody must have called you on it, so now you're on a misson.

Actually, I hate seeing that shit too, I work upstairs from the PLDC BNCOC chowhall, you should come over here someday and check these idiots out, mostly the cadre. Walking around without head gear, hands in their pockets, and of course, the bluetooth stuck to their heads, that looks awsome with a beret.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 22nd, 2007, 10:44 am

Dude, let's go hump the mall!! That'll rock!! Chics will see us and dig us!!

Ya, fuck humpin' the woods, ain't no wimmins there.

Idiots.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:12 am

I'm going to wear a camel-back to the BRC and RR this year...........

Filled with Canadian Mist and Mellow Yellow!!!

I'll be a "BADASS", falling down, drunk Sumbitch. :D :D

That'll show everyone how hard I am!

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:31 am

Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:32 am

Cliv03 wrote:Damn...whenever I go out in public, especially to the mall, I wear a fanny pack and parachute pants.

Fag.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:36 am

Rangerguru wrote:Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)

We'll have to link up.

That way we can be 2 dumb, drunk, falling down, "BADASS", FOG Rangers with camelbacks.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:38 am

Cliv03 wrote:WHAAA?!! :?
The fat chicks dig it

Oh ya', I forgot...

You are a Ranger.

But that only works at the Ranger Ball.

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:39 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)
We'll have to link up.

That way we can be 2 dumb, drunk, falling down, "BADASS", FOG Rangers with camelbacks.

I bet Ford will put his issues aside and dust off his camel back for a chance to hang out with us.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:42 am

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AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:43 am

Rangerguru wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)
We'll have to link up.

That way we can be 2 dumb, drunk, falling down, "BADASS", FOG Rangers with camelbacks.
I bet Ford will put his issues aside and dust off his camel back for a chance to hang out with us.

Thats because we'll be "BADASS" and want to be like us!

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:52 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)
We'll have to link up.

That way we can be 2 dumb, drunk, falling down, "BADASS", FOG Rangers with camelbacks.

I want in.

That is one reason that is justified for wearing one around town!!!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » March 22nd, 2007, 11:59 am

Ranger Luna wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:Look for me at the BRC, I'll be the badass looking guy with the Camel Back full of Makers Mark and Coke (100 oz, none of that weak 80 oz shit)
We'll have to link up.

That way we can be 2 dumb, drunk, falling down, "BADASS", FOG Rangers with camelbacks.
I want in.

That is one reason that is justified for wearing one around town!!!

That makes 3.

You know Ford will want in now for sure!