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Post by Rangerguru »

Be on the lookout for false Ranger Certificates. I was shopping around on the net and found this web site. expresscitations.com .This company produces so called replacement certificates for pretty much every kind of training available in the military for only 20 bucks a piece. The Airborne one looks excactly like mine but the Ranger one is a different, but to the untrained eye, one might be fooled. I have sent a message to DOD OIG concerning this. I infomed them that I wasn't sure if it was illegal but it is definatly wrong.
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Post by Silverback »

Thanks for the heads up. I moved this post to a more suitable location. Please go post and introduction in the appropriate area.
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Post by Flesh Thorn »

They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.

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Post by EvilCouch »

Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.

The guy that owns this site is a former Marine .
Gah!. Why the hell would a vet make it easier for people to be posers?
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Post by Jim »

EvilCouch wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.

The guy that owns this site is a former Marine .
Gah!. Why the hell would a vet make it easier for people to be posers?
Money!
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Post by Tater Nuts »

Flesh Thorn wrote:
The guy that owns this site is a former Marine .


and has the certificates to prove it.
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Post by RANGER513 »

:shock:

WTF, over !!??

Guess for $ 9.99, anyone can be a Ranger !

But wait ! Order now and we will include a Medal Of Honor certificate made in YOUR name !













Freaking people. :evil:
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Post by Scuba Wino »

That RIP cert don't look like mine.

Guys like that make me vomit. Thanks for the heads up.
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Post by Looon »

And if you hurry and order within the next 10 minutes, we'll double your order for free. You heard right. Order in the next 10 minutes and you owe nothing for double sizing your order. Call now!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger Luna wrote:And if you hurry and order within the next 10 minutes, we'll double your order for free. You heard right. Order in the next 10 minutes and you owe nothing for double sizing your order. Call now!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But wait..theres more...
If you are one of the first 25 callers..
Not only will you get the Airborne Cert., RIP cert, and Ranger School Graduation Certificates.....everything you need to be a posing piece of shit..... but as an extra super special bonus, we are going to include a plastic MRE spoon...a $0.10 value....absolutely FREE!

So call now...operators are standing by..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oto-Man wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:And if you hurry and order within the next 10 minutes, we'll double your order for free. You heard right. Order in the next 10 minutes and you owe nothing for double sizing your order. Call now!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But wait..theres more...
If you are one of the first 25 callers..
Not only will you get the Airborne Cert., RIP cert, and Ranger School Graduation Certificates.....everything you need to be a posing piece of shit..... but as an extra super special bonus, we are going to include a plastic MRE spoon...a $0.10 value....absolutely FREE!

So call now...operators are standing by..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bugsy wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:
Ranger Luna wrote:And if you hurry and order within the next 10 minutes, we'll double your order for free. You heard right. Order in the next 10 minutes and you owe nothing for double sizing your order. Call now!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
But wait..theres more...
If you are one of the first 25 callers..
Not only will you get the Airborne Cert., RIP cert, and Ranger School Graduation Certificates.....everything you need to be a posing piece of shit..... but as an extra super special bonus, we are going to include a plastic MRE spoon...a $0.10 value....absolutely FREE!

So call now...operators are standing by..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
But wait . . . . . . there's still more
in addition to all mentioned, today only, until midnight tonight we will give yiew a Discharge from the US Army Certificate signed by a previous President of the United States and a bonus P-38 can opener straight from the jungles of Vietnam with a case of C-Rations made in 1952 during the Korean War and we will double your order free, give you two of everything. Yiew just pay the double shipping charges.

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Every hundredth caller gets a

FREE!

FREE!!

FREE!!!

Airsoft M4 with complete Blackhawk gear kit, including CRYE Multicam uniform and webcam with purchase! (...footwear optional)
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Post by JarHedSolja »

Don't forget your authentic Ranger ID Card... issued only to REAL RANGERS!
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Post by SunDevilWrestler »

Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.Image
100% fake.

That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
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