Are you a Redneck or Yankee?

Oilpatch · Post by **Oilpatch** » May 3rd, 2006, 9:25 am

81% Dixie, which is very accurate.

However, I think Question #7 should include "All y'all" as a possible response . :)

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » May 3rd, 2006, 9:34 am

Do y'all really need me to answer?

A no shit 100% Dixie. Damn right. And no, General Lee (CD removes his headgear in respect) is not my grandfather.

I didn't need no test to tell me that.

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten, {Alt Original: Cinnamon seed and sandy bottom,]
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

In Dixie Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin',
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land.

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie

Optional Verses

Ole Missus marry "Will the weaver"
Willum was a gay deceiver
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve 'er
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Ole Missus acted the foolish part
And died for a man that broke her heart
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Now here's a health to the next ole Missus
An' all the gals that want to kiss us;
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

But if you want to drive 'way sorrow
Come and hear this song tomorrow
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter;
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's Land I'm bound to travel,
Look away! Look away! Look away!
Dixie Land

And for the koinkydink; this was Abe Linocln's favorite song, and was played at his inauguration. Whodathunkit?

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » May 3rd, 2006, 9:38 am

100% Dixie for me

Funny, nobody out here ever says anything about me having a Southern accent. Then again, deep south around here means Mexico.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » May 3rd, 2006, 10:03 am

I don't understand. I was born and raised in the South (Southern California) and only scored a 65% Dixie rating. :?

RGR Mac · Post by **RGR Mac** » May 3rd, 2006, 10:12 am

34%, but I aint no Yankee, fuck the Yankees!
I'm a Red Sox's tribe member.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » May 3rd, 2006, 10:14 am

52% Dixie.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » May 3rd, 2006, 10:17 am

99% Neak

No relation to the Marble Man. Not one Yankee in the DNA.

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » May 3rd, 2006, 11:36 am

29 % Dixie which I thought was pretty high.

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » May 3rd, 2006, 12:02 pm

45% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

WTF? I'm from Utah of all places! Guess the only catagory we fall in is "Other". :D At the risk of alienating myself from my southern brothers though, I am related to Ulysses S. Grant.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » May 3rd, 2006, 12:55 pm

77% Dixie.
RLTW
EP

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » May 3rd, 2006, 1:03 pm

50% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom.

I was raised in N.J. but went all over. Even the Greeks ask me what state or exit I'm from.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » May 3rd, 2006, 1:06 pm

20% Dixie. Wow! You are a Duke of Yankeedom!

Inteltoad and I are obviously from the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.