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11 = the number of push ups you will do every 15 seconds for the next 11 hours.
"When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I’m pretty happy." John Boehner
''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
''If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.''
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Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
- Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
Borrowed
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/elevens.asp
Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!
Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!
Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."
I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.
I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?
Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....
Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!
Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters....
Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!
- Dave
PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
Borrowed
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/elevens.asp
RC 2-87
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
At least you admitted that you "borrowed" the info, but I will still give you due credit for that post
Here are some facts I came up with:
Soccer has 11 players on each team
I once got laid 11 times by 11 different chicks on 9 seperate occasions
I am 5'11 and spent 4 years in the Army.
You need to keep adding 10+1 and do that many pushups every minute at exactly the 11 second mark
VAK will be along shortly to add his 0.2 cents before 9PM!
Here are some facts I came up with:
Soccer has 11 players on each team
I once got laid 11 times by 11 different chicks on 9 seperate occasions
I am 5'11 and spent 4 years in the Army.
You need to keep adding 10+1 and do that many pushups every minute at exactly the 11 second mark
VAK will be along shortly to add his 0.2 cents before 9PM!
<<The planes that hit the World Trade Center towers were flights 11 and 175. There is and has never been a flight "Q33NY." In fact, that sequence doesn't fit any valid flight numbering system in use by any airline or airport. Neither is it, as various versions of this chain suggest, the tail number of one of those planes, the highway on which the WTC towers sat nor some reference to a passage in the Koran.
Most likely, Q33NY is the brainchild of some prankster bent on making fun of those searching for coincidences to explain the terrible tragedy. The Wingdings font is a collection of small images, most used in some aspect of the Windows operating system. It would not take much effort to come up with numerous combinations of cryptoglyphs to tell different stories.>>
Most likely, Q33NY is the brainchild of some prankster bent on making fun of those searching for coincidences to explain the terrible tragedy. The Wingdings font is a collection of small images, most used in some aspect of the Windows operating system. It would not take much effort to come up with numerous combinations of cryptoglyphs to tell different stories.>>
Ranger Class # 12-89
Merrills PSG 89-90
C/Co 4th RTB 90-92
USASOC Ft Bragg 01-06
Retired 1 Feb 2006
In Memory of 1LT Ben Hall - KIA 31 July 2007
Merrills PSG 89-90
C/Co 4th RTB 90-92
USASOC Ft Bragg 01-06
Retired 1 Feb 2006
In Memory of 1LT Ben Hall - KIA 31 July 2007
Holy Sheep Shit Batman!
Fuck what waterwings said, The rest of you have me scared shitless!!
I'm going to go hide back in Mommies "VAGINA!"
Fuck what waterwings said, The rest of you have me scared shitless!!
I'm going to go hide back in Mommies "VAGINA!"
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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Holeeeee SHIT!!!! My dick....it's 11 inches long and I got laid my first time when I was 11!!!! And....the girl I laid was ....11
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I thought about this and there were 11 ways in 9 countries that I wanted to beat your fucking skull in for spreading such stupidity on the internet...
I then thought about it again and thought of another 9 ways in an additional 11 countries that I'd like to crush your fucking skull AND then AMAZINGLY I found 911 ways that I would just like you to beat the fuck out of yourself for being stupid enough to put this on a site as respectable as ours.
Instead of doing that I want you to write 911 seperate apoligies in one single post to, 911 different members of this site, for posting such drivel. The 911 different apoligies had better fucking convince me of your sincere remorse or you will suffer 911 different merciless indignities for this shit. I will add that the 911 members will be first Rangers, then senior members... I am thinking you will have 91 hours and 10 minutes to complete this task, you may PM me for further instruction.
Don't be a dumbass and let this time run out on you as I am already planning your demise.
I then thought about it again and thought of another 9 ways in an additional 11 countries that I'd like to crush your fucking skull AND then AMAZINGLY I found 911 ways that I would just like you to beat the fuck out of yourself for being stupid enough to put this on a site as respectable as ours.
Instead of doing that I want you to write 911 seperate apoligies in one single post to, 911 different members of this site, for posting such drivel. The 911 different apoligies had better fucking convince me of your sincere remorse or you will suffer 911 different merciless indignities for this shit. I will add that the 911 members will be first Rangers, then senior members... I am thinking you will have 91 hours and 10 minutes to complete this task, you may PM me for further instruction.
Don't be a dumbass and let this time run out on you as I am already planning your demise.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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I have 11 nose hairs that are twitching! When that happens within 11 minutes I see blood lots of it.
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton