Straight Troops Must Shower With Gays, Says DOD

[MarineRanger]

that can make you simultaneously vomit and laugh at the same time.

Yeah, I bet you get tired of hearing that line every time you pull out your little dick.

[31bSoldier]

Dumb questions.

I can understand them working in support branches but not where they might wind up on the firing line.

Just asking.

Ranger Lefty,

Are you saying that combat support branches (therefore MPs) are going to fill up with them? (no pun intended).....
...time to reclass!

[Lefty]

Dumb questions.

I can understand them working in support branches but not where they might wind up on the firing line.

Just asking.

Ranger Lefty,

Are you saying that combat support branches (therefore MPs) are going to fill up with them? (no pun intended).....
...time to reclass!

Your crossed pistols may take on a whole new meaning.

[31bSoldier]

o.O

"Cover the rear" and "Check your 6" might take on whole new meanings too...be careful who you say that to now..

[MarineRanger]

that can make you simultaneously vomit and laugh at the same time.

Yeah, I bet you get tired of hearing that line every time you pull out your little dick.

Not really. I never had to shower at a Marine facility, but if I would have during my time in the military, at least now I would know why some of the Ooorahs would have looked disappointed.

I see they still have not educated you dogfaces on the difference between "disappointment" and a look of PITY.

For those new to the Army, keep on the lookout for the "shower lurkers" ... and don't go peeping through those Army glory holes ... some dogface just might poke you in the eye.

And if another Dogface asks you if you are a "Top or Bottom" ... he's not talking about which bunk you prefer.

[colt1rgr]

o.O

"Cover the rear" and "Check your 6" might take on whole new meanings too...be careful who you say that to now..

Yeah no shit! I would throat punch the first peeter puffer that said to me "I got your six!"

[31bSoldier]

I think we are safe as long as we aren't in this unit...

[K.Ingraham]

Is it really like Eddie Murphy said? If a gay man looks at your ass does it get hot? :D

You tell us, you served at sea in the navy.

[MarineRanger]

65 Senators voted in favor of repeal. Enough to avoid and prevent a filibuster that would have stopped its' passage.

The 8 Republican senators voting "yes" with the Democrats on repeal were Richard Burr of North Carolina, Mark Kirk of Illinois, John Ensign of Nevada, Scott Brown of Massachusetts, George Voinovich of Ohio, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska - and Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins, both of Maine.

[BruteForce]

As has been stated by others already, gays have been serving with us all along; most have served with distinction and didn't single themselves out.

What worries me though is those that want to send a message for "the cause" and choose to go flaming to see what new changes they can bring about. Bring about new litigation because they can't hold hands in ranks or kiss in public, etc. That's what I'm expecting to see on the next episode of the Gay Road Show.

[TopSNOT_BigE]

So what happens now when you want to run a train on a girl down on Tybee Island? You have to make sure noone is standing behind you? Get some 100mph tape and cover your asshole?

In all seriousness, this isn't as big of a deal as we are making it out to be. When the shit hits the fan its how well that queer knows his job and performs that makes all the difference. I could give 2 shits if he likes gettings drilled or vice versa.

The same rules will apply to everyone so if the shitbag is a shitbag, he will get RFS'd and the 75th is the only unit that matters anyways...Just kidding :)