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Michael Jackson BREAKING NEWS

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Michael Jackson is still dead!
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Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.
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Jim wrote:
Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.

Not if Obama resurrects him!
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Silverback wrote:
Jim wrote:
Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
We still have two more days of waiting to see if he is resurected.

Not if Obama resurrects him!
Oh, yeah, I forgot to factor that into the equasion.
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Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
However in a surprising turn of events reporters state that his nose is still in intensive care and refuses to die, after 17 surguries it's taken a lickin but it keeps on tickin. or sniffin that is.
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This news has shaken everyone in 2nd Batt
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Michael who?
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SupplyRanger wrote:Michael who?
McCauley Culkin's sugar daddy.....
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Wasn't he the voice of the unicorns on Candy Mountain????
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Cliv03 wrote:Wasn't he the voice of the unicorns on Candy Mountain????
I thought you were going to say that he was faking his death. :lol:
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Posing as a dead guy??? :lol:
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Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
So is Francisco Franco!

(gee, I just showed my age)
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rgrokelley wrote:
Silverback wrote:Michael Jackson is still dead!
So is Francisco Franco!

(gee, I just showed my age)

Finally...I thought I was the only one.
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At least his death fixed all the problems we were having. It must have since now it's the only thing on all the news channels.
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Rangerguru wrote:At least his death fixed all the problems we were having. It must have since now it's the only thing on all the news channels.

Congress did a high five. They were able to pass the cap and trade act with no news reports at all. Who gives a shit if the Congressional switchboards were shut down due to calls telling the representatives to vote no! In a monarchy you do not need to listen to the people, you only have to do what you think is best for them.
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