Zombie attack in Florida ?

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 27th, 2012, 2:24 am

Police kill naked attacker chewing on man's face in Miami street

MIAMI – Miami police and witnesses say that an officer on Saturday fatally shot a naked man who was chewing on the face of another man on a downtown causeway off-ramp.
The Miami Herald reports that gunshots were heard at about 2 p.m. on the MacArthur Causeway off-ramp, which is near the newspaper's offices. Witnesses said that a woman saw two men fighting and flagged down a police officer, who came upon a naked man mauling the other man.
The newspaper quoted witnesses as saying that the officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he ignored the demand, the officer shot him. Witnesses said that the naked man continued his attack after being shot once, and the officer then shot him several more times.

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RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 27th, 2012, 8:59 pm

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 28th, 2012, 12:54 am

I don't know, but this is how zombie movies always start.

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 29th, 2012, 10:25 pm

***Update*****

MIAMI – It is being called one of this city's goriest crimes: A naked man was on top of another nude man along a busy highway, biting into the man's face, tearing it to pieces. A police officer arrived to help, but the mauler growled at him and continued to chew away, stopping only when he was shot to death.
Miami police said little Tuesday about the attack, which took place Saturday afternoon in the shadow of The Miami Herald headquarters. Surveillance video from the newspaper's security camera showed cars, motorcycles, pedestrians and bicyclists passing by.
The victim, identified as 65-year-old Ronald Poppo, a homeless man who lived under the causeway, was in critical condition.

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hobbit · Post by **hobbit** » May 30th, 2012, 1:13 pm

I've seen newspaper headlines that've blamed the attack on everything from neurochemical reactions to bath salts, or to crack cocain. I guess it has to be admitted at least that zombies are a hygenic and nice-smelling bunch of face-ripping junkies, eh?

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » May 30th, 2012, 8:16 pm

hobbit wrote:I've seen newspaper headlines that've blamed the attack on everything from neurochemical reactions to bath salts, or to crack cocain.

Don't buy into the government cover-up. They are zombie outbreaks!

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » June 1st, 2012, 9:59 pm

Obviously the white homeless man stalked the Black zombie, used as bait so that the evil police would shoot down this innocent 11 year old zombie (I know, I've seen pictures and shit) who had nothing but skittles in his pocket... well, he took off all his clothes, so the skittles were somewhere.

And he had to take off his clothes because he was wearing a hoodie and this was the only way to make sure that the evil white homeless man wouldn't shoot him. However, it didn't work.

This is a travesty of justice! NO JUSTICE... NO PEACE!!

Remember Tawanna and Trayvon!

IEDmagnet · Post by **IEDmagnet** » June 1st, 2012, 11:22 pm

[quote="Richard Cranium"][quote="Flesh Thorn"][quote="hobbit"]I've seen newspaper headlines that've blamed the attack on everything from neurochemical reactions to bath salts, or to crack cocain. [/quote]

Don't buy into the government cover-up. [b]They are zombie outbreaks! 8[/b])[/quote]

I hope so! Don't kill 'em all before I get back CONUS![/quote]

Reminds me of an e-card I saw recently....."please lord, let the zombie apocalypse start soon so I can shoot some of these mother fuckers in the face, amen"

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