1000 pushup club

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1000 pushup club

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Standard: 1000 pushups in 4 hours. (An "awe my pussy hurts 6 hour 1k-pu" may be implemented if you guys are suckin'.)

Reward: You're in the fucking 1000 pushup club. An elite group lead by, well me mother fuckers. We won't have meetings, you won't have to give up any money or time, but you're name will get posted and seen here for as long as you shitbags can keep it going.

I did 1225 pushups in the given amount of time, and that was taking it easy. I expect one of you turds to beat me, and this is on your honor. So this is a good way to start living the Ranger Creed and the 19 standing orders.

--- Members of the 1000 Pushup Club ---

Disinfertention :: 1225

Their pussy hurts but...
Carboned114 :: 5.5 hours
Ace :: 7 hours 48min.


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haha you're gonna make me screw up my elbow again... but it must be done. I'll report back tomorrow with the tally.
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doozer you depstick if your elbow is fucked layoff it. do other shit till it heals. i dont know how long till you go active but if you dont heal up now and its fucked when you go in you could possibly kiss your ranger contract goodby. If you cant do pushups in RIP your ass will be down the road at kelly hill or someother fucked up place
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Post by typeA »

Wow... I'll give it a try tomorrow. My vagina is still sore from doing 200 last night.

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LMAO!! :lol:
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TypeA-
You get 10 points for honesty...go ahead and add ten to your pushup total. :lol:
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Post by ImportsRsloths »

thats only 25 pushups every ten minutes..... I have to work all day tommorow, but hopefully on Thursday you'll see my name on that list!!! :twisted:
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Post by Leatherneck »

Tomorrow I'm going to the gym at 11:30 to do 500 in an hour. All my colleagues here in the office are making bets about whether or not I can do it. I've got money on myself. The total betting pool is about $300 at this point.

The rules are I can spread 'em out anyway I like - 10 a minute, 20 every 2 mins, whatever. I don't think it's gonna be a problem, but I will admit I've never done this many before in this time frame. My personal best at this point is 3 sets of 2 mins at 80-76-53 reps (all reps performed within about 10 mins of each other). But I've never done push-up enduro before, so I'll post results tomorrow afternoon.

One of these weekends when I've got 4 hours to chalk off I'll see what my total is during that time frame.
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Post by Spartan »

That's only 8.3333 a minute required to get 500. Any more suckers lining up for that bet? Let me know.

Heck, if you do 20 a minute for every 30 minutes, which should be cake, you'd do 600. See if you can get those suckers to agree to pay $0.25 for every pushup over 500 and that you would pay them $0.50 for every pushup under 500.
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8) Exactly. For some stupid reason, I've got about even money on me at this point. Their loss.
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Neves wrote:Heck, if you do 20 a minute for every 30 minutes, which should be cake, you'd do 600. See if you can get those suckers to agree to pay $0.25 for every pushup over 500 and that you would pay them $0.50 for every pushup under 500.
Not a bad idea. I'll offer that juice up tomorrow.
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Post by 502in62 »

Crap, I got in this club on 15 Apr 62. I'll start now and go for a second grand. I set up my schedule and should have the next 1000 on 16 Sep 06. :lol:
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502in62 wrote:Crap, I got in this club on 15 Apr 62. I'll start now and go for a second grand. I set up my schedule and should have the next 1000 on 16 Sep 06. :lol:
Damn - that was 16 days before I was born!
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Post by Carboned114 »

I finished 1000 PU's! However, it took 5½ Hours to complete.
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One.
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