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No film. You just kicked over a hornets nest. Do you think Rangers are stupid? As a member here used to say "Shut the fuck up"

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Here's what I want you to do. Don't post again. Join the Army, do whatever it is that's necessary to actually accomplish something, then come back here and re-read this thread.

It's kinda hard to kick yourself in the balls, but if you follow my advice you'll want to.
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offsetshot wrote:So should I film myself doing this?

Asshole? Cock sucker? Mother fucker? What, are drinking buddies now? Who the fuck are you coming in here and shitting in our living room? You had better figure out who the fuck is addressing you and reply to them properly. This place has rules for reason. Follow them or get the fuck out.

It really is that simple.
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fatboy wrote:
offsetshot wrote:So should I film myself doing this?

Asshole? Cock sucker? Mother fucker? What, are drinking buddies now? Who the fuck are you coming in here and shitting in our living room? You had better figure out who the fuck is addressing you and reply to them properly. This place has rules for reason. Follow them or get the fuck out.

It really is that simple.
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**Read more, post less**

The only reason I haven't kicked you to the curb yet and you're still here is you've come from a shitty set of circumstances and made some fucked up decisions over the years.

You came here (According to you) to "Regain some honor" hopefully in the attempt of making yourself a better person and a productive member of society.

This site is filled with invaluable resources that could help you immensely should you choose to conduct yourself accordingly.

So, I'm only going to say this once - one more smartass remark or meaningless post, you're gone. No if's and's or but's.

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Bunch of haters the, lot of you.

Thanks for the laughs tough guy.

I'm not even going back to read it but 6 odd convictions? Good luck getting all the moral waivers.
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You don't even understand how retardedly farfetched your PT claims are.

The push-ups/sit-ups are believable, though your form probably sucks and half of those would count in a real PT test administered by a proper grader. Same for your pullups. Your ruck march is what gave you away as a total fucking liar. You are superhuman if you can essentially jog with 120 lbs on your back for 12 miles, which is what it would take. Like, not in great shape but literally you are superhuman on methamphetamine. In other words, it was a totally unbelievable claim that nobody will fucking believe.

The other Rangers can decide to give you another chance, but I will not. The rest of your story is probably a lie too.
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I hope I'm in my lane here...

He's a liar and a quitter. I offered to help him train up, because I'm pursuing a spot in Regiment in the future, and I guess that was too much for him. He talked a big game, but after making me wait all morning to go rucking I got a "hey bro, turns out I don't want to be in the army after all" message.

I don't know why I expected any more from someone who went to my high school...


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Hammer9 wrote:I hope I'm in my lane here...

He's a liar and a quitter. I offered to help him train up, because I'm pursuing a spot in Regiment in the future, and I guess that was too much for him. He talked a big game, but after making me wait all morning to go rucking I got a "hey bro, turns out I don't want to be in the army after all" message.

I don't know why I expected any more from someone who went to my high school...


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Hammer9 wrote:I hope I'm in my lane here...

He's a liar and a quitter. I offered to help him train up, because I'm pursuing a spot in Regiment in the future, and I guess that was too much for him. He talked a big game, but after making me wait all morning to go rucking I got a "hey bro, turns out I don't want to be in the army after all" message.

I don't know why I expected any more from someone who went to my high school...


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Alright buddy, It's my introduction and this bullshit will not be on it, you are a liar.
You have no idea what my pt scores are, qed I am not technically a liar. But between me and you since you know me so fuckin well my PT scores are true. What kind of an idiot would lie about fuckin pt scores anyways?
Integrity fuckin violation to fullest your an idiot learn to fuckin read and quit cryin about shit that's not true you can take your "help" and shove it up your ass. Sounded like you needed help on your pt anyways... hm well lets touch down on this... you fuckin do! obviously why would you come to me and say "hey your pt scores are re-fucking-diculous but can I make them better even tho you are completely squared?
Your a douche bag and fucking dumbass don't come to me and ask to "hang out" or "ruck" like we're fuckin old high school buddies again. You have no idea no experience and I'm not surprised every kid I went to high school with is a little bitch.
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Offsetshot, Does this childish tantrum indicate an immaturity on your part?
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offsetshot wrote:
Hammer9 wrote:I hope I'm in my lane here...

He's a liar and a quitter. I offered to help him train up, because I'm pursuing a spot in Regiment in the future, and I guess that was too much for him. He talked a big game, but after making me wait all morning to go rucking I got a "hey bro, turns out I don't want to be in the army after all" message.

I don't know why I expected any more from someone who went to my high school...


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Alright buddy, It's my introduction and this bullshit will not be on it, you are a liar.
You have no idea what my pt scores are, qed I am not technically a liar. But between me and you since you know me so fuckin well my PT scores are true. What kind of an idiot would lie about fuckin pt scores anyways?
Integrity fuckin violation to fullest your an idiot learn to fuckin read and quit cryin about shit that's not true you can take your "help" and shove it up your ass. Sounded like you needed help on your pt anyways... hm well lets touch down on this... you fuckin do! obviously why would you come to me and say "hey your pt scores are re-fucking-diculous but can I make them better even tho you are completely squared?
Your a douche bag and fucking dumbass don't come to me and ask to "hang out" or "ruck" like we're fuckin old high school buddies again. You have no idea no experience and I'm not surprised every kid I went to high school with is a little bitch.
Your not my friend you can properly EAD.
I'm inclined to think you're the kind of idiot that would lie on his PT scores.

You evidently can't let your actions speak for you. Another outburst like this and I'll bounce you. This is your only warning.
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Offset, have you learned literally nothing from every time you have replied with a chip on your shoulder?
I'll spell it out plainly for you: The replies you have given after getting a mild reprimand are fucking absurd. You post outlandish claims and expect us to believe them. What you fail to realize is that the Rangers that are addressing you have actually done the things that you claim to do. They know what it takes to accomplish those tasks. And it isn't being an internet wannabe commando spouting shit off from behind a keyboard.
I get the fact that you have claimed to have a shitty childhood filled with a lack of proper upbringing, but no one here gives one single rusty fuck about that. All you have shown is an inability to man up and take responsibility for your own actions.
Get your head right and your shit straight. You are rapidly running out of value for the members of this board.
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offsetshot wrote:
Hammer9 wrote:I hope I'm in my lane here...

He's a liar and a quitter. I offered to help him train up, because I'm pursuing a spot in Regiment in the future, and I guess that was too much for him. He talked a big game, but after making me wait all morning to go rucking I got a "hey bro, turns out I don't want to be in the army after all" message.

I don't know why I expected any more from someone who went to my high school...


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Alright buddy, It's my introduction and this bullshit will not be on it, you are a liar.
You have no idea what my pt scores are, qed I am not technically a liar. But between me and you since you know me so fuckin well my PT scores are true. What kind of an idiot would lie about fuckin pt scores anyways?
Integrity fuckin violation to fullest your an idiot learn to fuckin read and quit cryin about shit that's not true you can take your "help" and shove it up your ass. Sounded like you needed help on your pt anyways... hm well lets touch down on this... you fuckin do! obviously why would you come to me and say "hey your pt scores are re-fucking-diculous but can I make them better even tho you are completely squared?
Your a douche bag and fucking dumbass don't come to me and ask to "hang out" or "ruck" like we're fuckin old high school buddies again. You have no idea no experience and I'm not surprised every kid I went to high school with is a little bitch.
Your not my friend you can properly EAD.
How dramatic. You are a fucking child.

Not that I really care anymore, but in my experience people generally don't discredit others on here for no reason. Are you incensed about everyone calling you a liar? Then fucking just do it, join the Army and make it to Regiment. If you are as good as you are telling us, you will have NO problem at all..

Prove us wrong by crushing it and making it to Ranger Regiment. I would be happy to be proven wrong; that all of my impressions of you which indicate to me pathological lying, immaturity and a grandiose attitude are incorrect.
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Just ban him and be done with it. Good riddance. He's been shown enough patience and with his record Regiment won't touch him anyways. We're getting soft with this kind of bullshit.
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