The Power of a Badge

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The Power of a Badge

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DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "
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:lol: perfect.
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:lol: :lol:
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Fuck man! Show him your badge. :lol: :lol:
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That is awesome...wish that happened to more folks that have a badge...LOL...they probably wouldn't be so arrogant and full of themselves...LOL... :lol:
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I know quite a few that need to be introduced to that bull.


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I lived in Texas for 35 years and known more than a few ranchers, most don't have much to say but when the do talk it is usually worth listening to. I can imagine this really happening. This was good for more than a few chuckles.
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