The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

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The Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

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Item #02-787713 Williams-Sonoma Cocktail Rimming Sugar

Full size


Williams-Sonoma says: "Spiced, Citrus, or Vanilla."

Price: $8.95

Notes from Drew: Why have an ordinary rimjob when you can add just a touch of Madagascar vanilla? That's how classy folk do their rimming.
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Designed for people with too much money.
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That's why people got a Post Office Box - get a new one when too much shit comes only there.

I personally like the gloves for when you wash potato's. What do you use to clean off the gloves afterwards? A $95 item?
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Listen to the description of whammies: "Pretzel topped with peanut nougat and salted caramel, wrapped in milk chocola—" (rips out own tongue). I want that in my body. This catalog does nothing but give me pantry envy. All I have in my pantry is flour and gum. I don't even HAVE a pantry. I have a cabinet. Rich people have pantries. Rich people have entire food closets lined with whammies and biscuits and emergency rimming sugar GOD I HATE RICH PEOPLE SO MUCH
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How good could these biscuits possibly be? There's a threshold past which biscuits cannot improve. Even the best goddamn biscuit in the world isn't $72 better than a Popeye's biscuit. Unless that biscuit can make you teleport.
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