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http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/penta ... ctiveness/

Hey Slowpoke, I knew we had something going here......
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You beat me to it X. Just read this and was cracking up.
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Hey, wasn't there a story on here recently about how Indians who joined the Army and cut their hair, were less able to track folks down and be as alert as they were when they had their full head of hair?
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They lied, if having a beard made you a badass, I'd be one hell of a monster every time I took vacation and the wars would be over. Then again, Chuck Norris always had a beard.....
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Lunch wrote:
IEDmagnet wrote:They lied, if having a beard made you a badass, I'd be one hell of a monster every time I took vacation and the wars would be over. Then again, Chuck Norris always had a beard.....
Jesus had a beard.
...touché!
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One of the more obvious differences between men and (most) women is facial hair. I have never understood scraping the hair off of your face to look more like a woman. Not that girly 5 o'clock shadow the Metrosexuals (fags) sport, but the cultivation of all that is manly!





Besides, without a beard, I look like Howdy Doody.......you youngsters can Google it!
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IEDmagnet wrote:
Lunch wrote:
IEDmagnet wrote:They lied, if having a beard made you a badass, I'd be one hell of a monster every time I took vacation and the wars would be over. Then again, Chuck Norris always had a beard.....
Jesus had a beard.
...touché!
He also did the turn and bounce.
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Hmmmmm.........Techno Viking also has a beard. :idea:
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