A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed the ability to satisfy a female of almost any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
"And last of all," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00.
The Gorilla and the Red Neck
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Re: The Gorilla and the Red Neck
Hell,
When I saw the thread title, I was beginning to think this was a post about Silverback and Tater Nuts..........
When I saw the thread title, I was beginning to think this was a post about Silverback and Tater Nuts..........
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Re: The Gorilla and the Red Neck
I'll chip in to get him the $500 he needs.
but can I watch & take a few pic's (for utube)?
but can I watch & take a few pic's (for utube)?
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Re: The Gorilla and the Red Neck
Tater Nuts ain't in to NASCAR. :)centermass wrote:Hell,
When I saw the thread title, I was beginning to think this was a post about Silverback and Tater Nuts..........
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Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
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Re: The Gorilla and the Red Neck
Oh shit...Ford got into the KO again!!!!
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