A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Scotland and Ireland, were walking past and felt
sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said ' Have you ever had a hug ? ' The man said ' No ' so she
gave him a hug and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, ' Have you ever had a kiss ? ' The man said, ' No ' so she gave
him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, ' ave ya ever been fooked lad ? '
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘ no ’.
She said, ' Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in. '
No Arms & No Legs
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No Arms & No Legs
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
Re: No Arms & No Legs
3/75Dad wrote:And his name is ..... Bob , especially when the tide come in
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
Re: No Arms & No Legs
Then again this world traveler just might have floated in with the last high tide.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Re: No Arms & No Legs
Russell, Phil, Doug.....
Ah the memories.
Ah the memories.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Re: No Arms & No Legs
Almost forgot Skip....RangerX wrote:Russell, Phil, Doug.....
Ah the memories.
RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
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Re: No Arms & No Legs
When he was a boy, the other neighborhood boys showed up at his front door and asked his mom if he could come out and play baseball. She got very unhappy and yelled at them, "You know he doesn't have any arm or legs, how can he play baseball?!?!?!?"
The boys answered, "Oh we know that, we want him to play home plate!"
The boys answered, "Oh we know that, we want him to play home plate!"
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537