No Arms & No Legs

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No Arms & No Legs

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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Scotland and Ireland, were walking past and felt
sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said ' Have you ever had a hug ? ' The man said ' No ' so she
gave him a hug and walked on.

The Scottish woman said, ' Have you ever had a kiss ? ' The man said, ' No ' so she gave
him a kiss and walked on.

The Irish woman came to him and said, ' ave ya ever been fooked lad ? '

The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘ no ’.

She said, ' Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in. ' :shock:





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3/75Dad wrote:And his name is ..... Bob , especially when the tide come in :wink:

:shock:







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Then again this world traveler just might have floated in with the last high tide.

:lol: :lol:
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Russell, Phil, Doug.....

Ah the memories.
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RangerX wrote:Russell, Phil, Doug.....

Ah the memories.
Almost forgot Skip....
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When he was a boy, the other neighborhood boys showed up at his front door and asked his mom if he could come out and play baseball. She got very unhappy and yelled at them, "You know he doesn't have any arm or legs, how can he play baseball?!?!?!?"
The boys answered, "Oh we know that, we want him to play home plate!"
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