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Woman Are Evil

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Hello again Rangers, I looked through the threads and haven't seen this yet so I thought I would share. The file attached is a HazMat sheet for Women. Surprisingly accurate, if you ask me. Also, I threw in a little math proof I've seen floating around......

Proof that Women are Evil

We all know that Women require Time and Money, so:

Women = Time x Money

And Time is Money:

Women = Money x Money

So:

Women = Money^2 (read as "Money squared")

And since Money is the root of all Evil (Money = √Evil):

Women = Evil

There's a little bit of math work there at the end that I wasn't exactly sure how to type up. Basically it ends up being Money^2 = √Evil^2. The square root and the square cancel out, leaving Money^2 = Evil.

And here is the HazMat sheet. Hope you all enjoy. Have a good one, Rangers.
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Do Push-ups!

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I've seen that math proof before, but it always makes me smile when I see it. :D
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Yes ma'am, WarriorWife!

Ranger mortar_guy78, glad you enjoyed it.

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MindMelter wrote:Yes ma'am, WarriorWife!

Ranger mortar_guy78, glad you enjoyed it.

she's just a chick. there's only one guy she gets to boss round like that, and he ain't been round in a long while.
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Ranger KWDriver,
That guy you mention I get to boss around. Never happen. :shock:
I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid!
:D

Mindmelter,
My post was only intended as a joke,(hence the smiling emoticon).My apologies!!!!!

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I was also jokin round. no worries.
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We know who wears the pants in the Heathen household, and it ain't him.
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No need to apologize, WarriorWife, all in good fun. Besides, I'm not even a FutureSoldier/DEP yet, PT=life.

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