Why dogs are better than wives

Dc22x · Post by **Dc22x** » March 15th, 2011, 4:06 pm

Dogs don't get upset when you refer to them as a bitch

cams · Post by **cams** » March 15th, 2011, 6:11 pm

Dogs don't get upset if you come home smelling like another dog. They actually find it interesting.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » March 16th, 2011, 6:26 am

When a dog is sitting next to you and you let loose a world class fart, the dog doesn't get pissed.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » March 16th, 2011, 7:16 am

A dog doesn't care if you don't like it's mother.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 16th, 2011, 9:50 am

Dc22x wrote:Dogs don't get upset when you refer to them as a bitch

I know you're young so just take this for what it's worth. You should never refer to a woman you love as "bitch". Just ain't right little brother. There are certain things to learn along the way, I think this is one of them.

Carry on.

Lefty · Post by **Lefty** » March 16th, 2011, 10:15 am

Dogs don't get upset if you bring home another dog, or more dogs. They think it's more fun.

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » March 16th, 2011, 10:41 am

cams wrote:
Dc22x wrote:Dogs don't get upset when you refer to them as a bitch
I know you're young so just take this for what it's worth. You should never refer to a woman you love as "bitch". Just ain't right little brother. There are certain things to learn along the way, I think this is one of them.

Carry on.

I don't call my ol lady a bitch but sometimes I need to tell her that she is being a bitch. It makes me feel better. Last week I told her "I am not dealing with you untill you stop being a bitch" She didn't speak to me for 3 hours. But she was much nicer when she did

cams · Post by **cams** » March 16th, 2011, 3:16 pm

Dc22x pm'd me, said it was just a play on words; dog=bitch, he didn't mean anything by it, I'm good with his response/pm. No worries.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 16th, 2011, 3:38 pm

Dogs don't mind when you leave your junk all over the floor.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » March 17th, 2011, 9:05 am

Dogs don't care if you hit the OJ right out of the bottle.

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » March 17th, 2011, 9:24 am

My dog like peanut butter way more than my wife does

cams · Post by **cams** » March 17th, 2011, 11:22 am

Baseplate wrote:My dog like peanut butter way more than my wife does

You know that's illegal in most states.

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » March 22nd, 2011, 2:46 am

cams wrote:
Baseplate wrote:My dog like peanut butter way more than my wife does
You know that's illegal in most states.

and

A dog won't get upset if ya spend too much time on ArmyRanger.com

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » March 23rd, 2011, 2:25 am

If you have sex with your dog and then want to play video games, your dog will avoid you and leave the room instead of wondering why you don't want to talk.

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