Why dogs are better than wives

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Why dogs are better than wives

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Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
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cams wrote:Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car.
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Jim Wrote "Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car."

No way could I do that to my dog. The ex, No Problem!
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Jim wrote:
cams wrote:Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
Personally, I recommend the trunk of your car.

I'm sure there's a prolly a pretty good story there Jim.
I'm also sure it can't be told in public. :lol:
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Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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Your dog loves to lick you when you're sweaty.
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Yeah but I never had to shovel my wife's shit out of the back yard
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Baseplate wrote:Yeah but I never had to shovel my wife's shit out of the back yard
I'd call her a keeper.
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Lunch wrote:
Baseplate wrote:Yeah but I never had to shovel my wife's shit out of the back yard
I'd call her a keeper.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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No matter how late you come in, your dog is always happy to see you.
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Warriorwife wrote:Good girl!...

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The former 1st daughter finnally found a job. :lol:
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A dog never asks where you're going? Who are you going with? How long you will be gone? And most importantly, Have you been drinking?
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A dog NEVER complains when riding shotgun with ya in your 4 x 4 truck. He just sits there, wagging his tail, as happy as can be !

He doesn't yell about your driving, tell ya were to go, thinks he knows directions better than you do, screw up your rear view mirror, suddenly point to a clothing store and yell " STOP THERE ! " or talk about subject's that you really don't give a freaking frak about.
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If a dog is really pissed, it will will bite you and be done with it...it will not wait until 2:30 in the morning, three weeks later to tell you what an asshole you are.
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