Some real shit from some real contractors

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Some real shit from some real contractors

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http://www.breakintosecurity.com/2010/0 ... -real.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That shit is funny. Of course I had to leave the following comment:
Very good advice, but there was no mention of Templar Knights and how all contractors must tell people that they are in fact the modern day Templar Knights.
There was also no mention of the requirement to buy and wear smedium t-shirts with the sons of anarchy logo on them with a Baghdad or Kabul bottom rocker, because it really makes you bad ass to pretend to be in a motorcycle club that only exists on TV. You don't even have to worry about being shot or stabbed when you're on leave if you wear it into a bar that is occupied by members of an actual motorcycle club, because you're just that awesome and they will know it.
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Lets’ face it, when Abdul is lining up that RPG with your vehicle, and he sees that bad assed beard, he will tremble in fear and put down his weapons. This is a proven fact.

So that's what I was doing wrong. All this time I just thought it was because I was an infidel. :mrgreen:
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Funny but true
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Funny as hell!

"Get an F-350 Supercab four wheel drive with the biggest Diesel they offer. Get a Harley. Anything but a Sportster will work."

Was this guy in group......... :shock: :lol:
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The perfect accompaniment to this would be some great contractor photos.
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Appropriate Tatts, Shaved head and facial hair
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Weapon attachments
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Disclaimer

All subsets of our society are exposed to perceptions that may or may not include a level of reality. PMC's are not exempt from these perceptions.


Don't sweat me on this...I am merely a google-monkey!
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors

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Silverback wrote:Image

Weapon attachments
I love these guys that spend a shit ton of money to buy magpul magazines and have them shipped over here knowing full well that they can't ship them home. I've been using the colt issue mags for over twenty years and I've rarely had a problem with them. Of course, the cool factor is greatly increased when you show off expensive shit that does the same thing as issued shit.
By the way, I do have a shaved head. (been that way since 86 and if I didn't, I'd be forced to sport a skullet)
I do have a lot of tattoos, but I had them in the Army and I have a beard because I'm too lazy to shave it off.
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors

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Hi guys, just wanted to say thanks for the great comments and for posting a link to my website. I'm glad you enjoyed the article. I'll do my best to try and get the author to whip up some more good stuff for in between my "serious" postings about finding work as an overseas security contractor. Thanks again for having me as a guest on your forum!

Oh yeah, those photos are great but here's my all-time favorite photo of a high-speed security contractor:

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http://www.breakintosecurity.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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That is some funny shit. I forwarded the website to some of my contractor buddies.
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors

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we need some pictures of the Skull Masks I have seen SOME contractors wear
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