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Some real shit from some real contractors
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Some real shit from some real contractors
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RS - DHG 5-85
2/325, 82nd Airborne 1979-1984
F Company, 51st LRSU 1986-1988
5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
That shit is funny. Of course I had to leave the following comment:
Very good advice, but there was no mention of Templar Knights and how all contractors must tell people that they are in fact the modern day Templar Knights.
There was also no mention of the requirement to buy and wear smedium t-shirts with the sons of anarchy logo on them with a Baghdad or Kabul bottom rocker, because it really makes you bad ass to pretend to be in a motorcycle club that only exists on TV. You don't even have to worry about being shot or stabbed when you're on leave if you wear it into a bar that is occupied by members of an actual motorcycle club, because you're just that awesome and they will know it.
Very good advice, but there was no mention of Templar Knights and how all contractors must tell people that they are in fact the modern day Templar Knights.
There was also no mention of the requirement to buy and wear smedium t-shirts with the sons of anarchy logo on them with a Baghdad or Kabul bottom rocker, because it really makes you bad ass to pretend to be in a motorcycle club that only exists on TV. You don't even have to worry about being shot or stabbed when you're on leave if you wear it into a bar that is occupied by members of an actual motorcycle club, because you're just that awesome and they will know it.
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10th Motown 96-99
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Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Lets’ face it, when Abdul is lining up that RPG with your vehicle, and he sees that bad assed beard, he will tremble in fear and put down his weapons. This is a proven fact.
So that's what I was doing wrong. All this time I just thought it was because I was an infidel.
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B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Funny but true
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Funny as hell!
"Get an F-350 Supercab four wheel drive with the biggest Diesel they offer. Get a Harley. Anything but a Sportster will work."
Was this guy in group.........
"Get an F-350 Supercab four wheel drive with the biggest Diesel they offer. Get a Harley. Anything but a Sportster will work."
Was this guy in group.........
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOOT IT OUT!
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
The perfect accompaniment to this would be some great contractor photos.
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Appropriate Tatts, Shaved head and facial hair
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Weapon attachments
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Action figure
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Disclaimer
All subsets of our society are exposed to perceptions that may or may not include a level of reality. PMC's are not exempt from these perceptions.
Don't sweat me on this...I am merely a google-monkey!
All subsets of our society are exposed to perceptions that may or may not include a level of reality. PMC's are not exempt from these perceptions.
Don't sweat me on this...I am merely a google-monkey!
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
I love these guys that spend a shit ton of money to buy magpul magazines and have them shipped over here knowing full well that they can't ship them home. I've been using the colt issue mags for over twenty years and I've rarely had a problem with them. Of course, the cool factor is greatly increased when you show off expensive shit that does the same thing as issued shit.Silverback wrote:
Weapon attachments
By the way, I do have a shaved head. (been that way since 86 and if I didn't, I'd be forced to sport a skullet)
I do have a lot of tattoos, but I had them in the Army and I have a beard because I'm too lazy to shave it off.
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
Hi guys, just wanted to say thanks for the great comments and for posting a link to my website. I'm glad you enjoyed the article. I'll do my best to try and get the author to whip up some more good stuff for in between my "serious" postings about finding work as an overseas security contractor. Thanks again for having me as a guest on your forum!
Oh yeah, those photos are great but here's my all-time favorite photo of a high-speed security contractor:
Oh yeah, those photos are great but here's my all-time favorite photo of a high-speed security contractor:
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
That is some funny shit. I forwarded the website to some of my contractor buddies.
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Re: Some real shit from some real contractors
we need some pictures of the Skull Masks I have seen SOME contractors wear
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"thnks 4 pratn merku!"