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Interesting facts about the human body

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  • It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
  • A human hair can hold 3 kg.
  • The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
  • The femur is hard as concrete.
  • The female heart beats faster than the male.
  • Women blink twice as much as men.
  • We use 300 muscles just to hold our balance when we stand.
  • The woman has read this entire text.
  • The man is still looking at his thumb....
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RangerX wrote:The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.
you had me looking at my thumb :lol:
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Fuck! I looked at my thumbs and it ruined my self esteem! Now I gotta start going back to my shrink!
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Maggot275 wrote:Fuck! I looked at my thumbs and it ruined my self esteem! Now I gotta start going back to my shrink!

HeHe he said shrink......
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Turns out my thumbs are actually 4 inches long.
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vossman wrote:Turns out my thumbs are actually 4 inches long.
Measurments that start at the wrist don't count
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Hey, the thumb bone goes back a long ways. Also, so does my hambone...
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Let me guess you measure your meat like you do a cat's tail, from the asshole up.
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I've been look at my thumbs and wonder is that a wood or non-wood measurement?
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Why are you walking around with your hands in your pockets now?

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