Disguised Weapons

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OK, I laughed.
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Here's my Swiss Army knife disguised as a 40 megaton bomb. Pretty cool, huh?

http://evolutionofme.net/blog/media/blo ... _bomb1.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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hobbit wrote:Here's my Swiss Army knife disguised as a 40 megaton bomb. Pretty cool, huh?

http://evolutionofme.net/blog/media/blo ... _bomb1.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I bet the can opener on that thing would seriously mess up a can of beenie weenies.
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Man, I got a guy at work to read the rest of it with me....that right there was some pretty funny shit.

I actually got some kind of watery substance coming from my eyes? Anyone know what that shit is?
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All I want to know is where can I get that fucking holster for the glock, I've been looking everwhere and does the tissue box come n camo colors or hunter safety orange?
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I like the covert duct taped spoon, I'm fabricating one of them today. Tomorrow when my grandkid tries to snake my cherrios, I'm cuttin the little shit.
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