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Great stuff!
Thanks for sharing.
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I made the mistake one time of squaring off with my Dad when I was younger. He dealt with my defiance well. Here's what he said and you can infer what happened.

"Ok son, now get up off the floor and talk to me."

Never did that again.
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I told my dad I was going to call the cops on him once.
He told me "Thats fine cause it is going to take them a long time to get here" :shock:
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Everybody’s broke, so here’s the rule for Christmas this year: if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
I don't beleive I know this Dude, but I could drink some beer with this guy. LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Baseplate wrote:I told my dad I was going to call the cops on him once.
He told me "Thats fine cause it is going to take them a long time to get here" :shock:
That is priceless- provided you didn't make the call....... :roll:
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he must've been an NCO somewhere!
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# "War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker." 10:00 AM Mar 16th via web

I knew it!
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I bought the book on amazon and it's fucking hilarious. Highly recommend it to you guys since there's a story to most all of the quotes.

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I saw it in Barnes and Noble the other day. I might have to pick it up.
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William Shatner is playing the dad in the tv series. Not sure how well that translates to network tv.

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. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.

., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
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. wrote:Yeah he does have a unique humor, I just dont think he can pull off the grumpy yet lovable and witty old man Im picturing in my head with the dad in this book/show. I hope he nails it, because this book became an instant favorite of mine when i read it.

Likewise. I have passed my copy around to serveral who thought the same.
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rgrwest wrote:
. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.

., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
I think that some books simply don't need to be turned into shows or movies. Like "I hope they serve beer in hell". I refuse to watch the movie, but the book was excellent.

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Nomad wrote:
rgrwest wrote:
. wrote:Great book. Just read it the other day. Shatner? Seriously? WTF? I was thinking more along the lines of the dad from "That 70's Show" or maybe Dennis Leary.

., agree on both counts. Although, Shatner can be very sarcastic when required.
I think that some books simply don't need to be turned into shows or movies. Like "I hope they serve beer in hell". I refuse to watch the movie, but the book was excellent.

yeah, it wasn't that great. I remembered some of the lines/stories, but you should pass. Tucker's actually got a cameo and he was playing it straight. I actually had trouble seeing this guy as "The Tucker Max".
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. wrote:Yeah he does have a unique humor, I just dont think he can pull off the grumpy yet lovable and witty old man Im picturing in my head with the dad in this book/show. I hope he nails it, because this book became an instant favorite of mine when i read it.
I can see Stacy Keach ala Ken Titus from the Titus show nailing this!

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