Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?Wonder no more!!!
It's a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."
Then they kick him in the ice hole.
Ever wonder why?
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Ever wonder why?
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
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Ranger Ron
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Re: Ever wonder why?
JIM!!!!! That was bad!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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Ranger Bill
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Re: Ever wonder why?
Well, at least I can tell that one to my kids.
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Re: Ever wonder why?
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. 
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Re: Ever wonder why?
I actually laughed out loud on that one! 
In fact, I'm still snickering. Good one.
In fact, I'm still snickering. Good one.
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Re: Ever wonder why?
It started out to sound like one of Sponk's gigs...
nice.
nice.
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Ranger Ron
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Re: Ever wonder why?
What the hell's a batsard?. wrote:I always liked penguins. Cold hearted batsards.
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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Re: Ever wonder why?
. wrote:Its a rgrpuck version of a bastard.RangerRon wrote:What the hell's a batsard?. wrote:I always liked penguins. Cold hearted batsards.
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Re: Ever wonder why?
This joke is similar to another...
You know how to catch an elephant, don't you?
Elephants love peas and their sight is not so good, so you dig a BIG hole and fill it with ash so he can't see it, and put a circle of peas around the hole... that way when the elephant stops to take a pea,
you can kick him in the ash hole.
You know how to catch an elephant, don't you?
Elephants love peas and their sight is not so good, so you dig a BIG hole and fill it with ash so he can't see it, and put a circle of peas around the hole... that way when the elephant stops to take a pea,
you can kick him in the ash hole.
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Re: Ever wonder why?
hahaha! I'm a tad inebriated and that was damn funny!
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Re: Ever wonder why?
I'm not inebriated and that was funny stuff
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Re: Ever wonder why?
Well, Im sober and I have a question. Wouldnt that be an awefully big hole? Is it approved by OSHA to do this to the elephant? Would the elephant be injured as a result? Wouldnt that be wasteful of pea's? Will a counsilor and vet be on hand to treat the mentally and physically damaged elephant? Isnt this a terribly cruel method of catching an elephant? What would you do with the elephant once you caught him. Wouldnt it be more effective to shoot the fucking elephant with a Bushmaster Cannon with HE rounds?
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Re: Ever wonder why?
Sounds like you have been spending entirely too much time in your office!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well, Im sober and I have a question. Wouldnt that be an awefully big hole? Is it approved by OSHA to do this to the elephant? Would the elephant be injured as a result? Wouldnt that be wasteful of pea's? Will a counsilor and vet be on hand to treat the mentally and physically damaged elephant? Isnt this a terribly cruel method of catching an elephant? What would you do with the elephant once you caught him. Wouldnt it be more effective to shoot the fucking elephant with a Bushmaster Cannon with HE rounds?
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
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Re: Ever wonder why?
Tater Nuts wrote:I had a pet elephant that I rode like a pony until one day my brother and I were riding it when a car pulled next to us and someone shouted "Look at the two assholes on that elephant". When we got down and walked around back to see them, our elephant ran away.
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