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How to get to Heaven in Scotland

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I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they Understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and Gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everythi ng
Tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!' By now I was starting to smile.

' Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children,
And loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'



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Re: How to get to Heaven in Scotland

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Who'd have imagined that Kilted Heathen ever went to Sunday school?
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Best not be FOOCKN' around with the Heathen else YOU might be in Heaven!!!!!!! :wink:
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Re: How to get to Heaven in Scotland

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My cousin Ryan The Lion when he was about that same age saw a side-walk Santa after he'd written his Santa letter.As he was being dragged along past him by my Aunt he said to the Santa "You won't forget will you?" Santa said "Of course not!"

My Aunt said "Chattin' wi' Santa, Sweetie?"

Ryan said "Well, I don't want him to forget my fuckin' bike!"
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Kilted Heathen wrote:My cousin Ryan The Lion when he was about that same age saw a side-walk Santa after he'd written his Santa letter.As he was being dragged along past him by my Aunt he said to the Santa "You won't forget will you?" Santa said "Of course not!"

My Aunt said "Chattin' wi' Santa, Sweetie?"

Ryan said "Well, I don't want him to forget my fuckin' bike!"
HO! HO! HO!
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Re: How to get to Heaven in Scotland

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Kilted Heathen wrote:My cousin Ryan The Lion when he was about that same age saw a side-walk Santa after he'd written his Santa letter.As he was being dragged along past him by my Aunt he said to the Santa "You won't forget will you?" Santa said "Of course not!"

My Aunt said "Chattin' wi' Santa, Sweetie?"

Ryan said "Well, I don't want him to forget my fuckin' bike!"
Haha! That's funnier than the original joke.
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